Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 20, 2001 Posted February 20, 2001 Pirate talk? Dangit, Rosie's in the rum again!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 20, 2001 Posted February 20, 2001 *(Cuts off R9's head.)* How inappropriate.
Admiral Odin Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Aye sir, shall we torpedo them? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 *(Beams onto the bridge of the Admiral's ship with a team of Kzinti commandoes, takes him prisoner.)* No, I think not. You're clear, Rosie! Take those hogmunchers out--!
Darth Sceltor Posted February 21, 2001 Author Posted February 21, 2001 *Come blasting in with the USS Missouri, 20 Ohio-class boomers, 30 Seawolf-class SSN's, and a few assorted fishing boats.* *Launches every ICBM from the Ohio's at a blimp going overhead* Do'h! I knew that the mulleted mice wouldn't operate the ships right if I took away their spinny wheels!!!! Oh well, at least they can fish. *Sits down and eats some freshly caught fish*
Admiral Odin Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Zoom, I was targetting R9 you dip. It isn't honorable to shoot at girls... ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Admiral Odin Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 watches as the torpedos hit R9 and he goes under. direct hit ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 *In orbit around the planet with 17 Imperial Fleets, and is watching the puny sea vessles fire at eachother.* Fire the turbo-lasers. *Turbolasers kill everyone but Rosie.*
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 *sits with a cold one and enjoys the show from the deck of her SuperCool SupahStar SuperSpeedy SuperPowered SuperBoat*
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Oh. Sorry! *(Has space kitties beamed back to pirate ship.)*
Gold leader Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 My SuperCool SupahStar SuperSpeedy SuperPowered SuperBoat (aka "Bismarck") "Boom! And it'll blow you up!"
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Bismarck? Isn't she rusting in pieces at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Guest Coffeebean_uk Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 A kilo is the most silent and deadly diesel-electic in the world. you cant hear her under 5 knots and seen as she is underwater you dont stand much chanceof seein her either. She also has 20 tigerfish torps and 2 nuclear tipped tow (Tube launched Opitcal Wire Guided)Torps. Think you can beat that? Try me!!!!!!! ------------------ I come in pieces Hey Im a Jigsaw!!
Admiral Odin Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 fine I will here is my ship ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb [This message has been edited by Admiral (edited February 21, 2001).]
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 *aheh* admiral you and i are friends, right? *looks nervous*
Nute Gunray Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Originally posted by Coffeebean_uk: A kilo is the most silent and deadly diesel-electic in the world. you cant hear her under 5 knots and seen as she is underwater you dont stand much chanceof seein her either. She also has 20 tigerfish torps and 2 nuclear tipped tow (Tube launched Opitcal Wire Guided)Torps. Think you can beat that? Try me!!!!!!! Um. No. A kilo only carries 18 533mm torpedos, which are the smallest and least powerful torpedos on the market. And no one has nuclear torpedos anymore. START or SALT II got rid of them. Besides, my ship is TOO HUGE and HEAVILY DEFENDED to be harmed by a mere kilo. If a Typhoon RAMMED it, it wouldn't sink my ship. [This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited February 21, 2001).]
Psycho Tycho Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Suddenly, this whole thread turned into the game Risk.
Admiral Odin Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Yes Rosie, we are still friends. here is my pleasure yacht. I have an entire fleet (with pics) I'll post them if you want to see all of the ones I have taken so far. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
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