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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4707354.stm

 

The US Vice-President, Dick Cheney, has accidentally shot and injured a man during a quail hunting trip in Texas.

 

Can you imagine this boob with an assualt rifle on the range? Or worse, in a real battle? The enemy couldn't ask for a better weapon. Good thing he isn't in charge of anything, eh?

 

How about a caption contest?

 

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And then I told Harry, "look at my new tritium front sight. BANG! Oops."

 

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"And then I popped a cap in his ass. Yo, Harry's my boy, but he was trippin,' dawg."

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While I agree with a good stick-it-to-the-man kind of thing (and this is perfect political fodder any way you look at it), you could say the same thing about soldiers. Friendly fire happens all the time!

 

Anyway, please commense with the Cheney bashing... what a klutz, I hope the guy recovers (can he sue?).

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While I agree with a good stick it to the man kind of thing, you could say the same thing about soldiers. Friendly fire happens all the time!

 

Only if you are friends with the americans ;)

 

Anyway, please commense with the Cheney bashing... what a klutz, I hope the guy recovers (can he sue?).

 

He's a millionaire friend of cheny who's been appointed to loads of state boards... i doubt he's gonna sue! They'll probably appoint him as ambasador to the caribbean or something as a make-up gesture.

 

...snuck up on him...

Yeah, cos they are gona say anything different about the vice president. ;)

"Basicially our boss, the vice president, he's an old doddery fool and his aim was a bit wobbly". Not likely.

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*Rolls eyes* American friendly fire is only reported more often due to how riled up it gets people. That's number one.

 

Number two, I think I'll take what's said in the article about the incident as the truth instead of your arguably biased assumption (and that IS what it is, you weren't there, now were you?). This does of course mean that I'm taking their word for it over yours, but then I see no evidence that I should take your idea of what happened as more accurate anyway.

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*Rolls eyes* American friendly fire is only reported more often due to how riled up it gets people. That's number one.

 

I think in the first gulf war the americans killed more british soldiers than the iraqis. ;)

 

Not sure this really is a senate topic though... there is a swamp thread on it too.

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Good point. I guess since we don't have a "current events forum" this sort of thing ends up here. Sometimes we call this the 'political debate forum.' If you want to argue about whether Cheney is a good Vice President or not that would fit.

 

I guess you could compare it to a lengthy discussion of Bush picking his nose in public or choking on a pretzel, or fights in the Taiwanese parliament.

 

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