Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 Post phrases that really make you think. Like the question "what came first, egg or chicken?" If you took a compass into space, which way would it point?
DarthAve Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or a really fat guy???
Gruducuuz Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 If you took a compass into space, which way would it point? Depends, if there is something magnetic near you, it would point towards the north pole of the the magnetic field. If not, it would just point towards nothing in particular. If Hitler had been born somewhere other than germany, would he still have started a war? If not, would it matter if he had different parents? Is there a goWhat is the longest phrase that is the samething backwards and forewards? Why can I come up with so may of these? How did the creator of the Hitch-Hicker's Guide to the Galaxy come up with the number 42? How the crap do we know that dolphins are smarter than us? IS THREE TIMES REALLY A CHARM? Why is seven so lucky? Why is it that when you aren't told to do something, you will do it, but when you are told to do something, you really don't want to do it? Why is it that I came up with these one after another, or rather, in under two minutes? Why do I have to have suc long posts? Why are you still reading this? Honestly.
Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Posted March 19, 2006 How the crap do we know that dolphins are smarter than us? They aren't. They have bigger brains , but our brains are more complex. It's like humans-windows XP. Dolphins-windows95. Computer referances. Gotta love 'em. Time started at the beginning of the univers so there couldn't be a before the universe because time didn't start until the universe began. Think about it deeply .
Gruducuuz Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 Time started at the beginning of the univers so there couldn't be a before the universe because time didn't start until the universe began. Think about it deeply . Who said time did start at the beginning of the universe? It took time to create a universe, so there had to be time before hand, other wise what would cause time to start? Somthing to age? that doesn't make sense. Time is a constant, it isn't an object you can take away, or create two of, it is just a way to describe the constant flow of things. Only NOOBS don't that.
Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Posted March 19, 2006 Who said time did start at the beginning of the universe? It took time to create a universe, so there had to be time before hand, other wise what would cause time to start? Somthing to age? that doesn't make sense. Time is a constant, it isn't an object you can take away, or create two of, it is just a way to describe the constant flow of things. Only NOOBS don't that. I The universe started when a small superconcentrated ball of matter suddenly appeared out of nothing. time started right at the moment the ball appeared. the ball then exploded sending matter around creating the universe we know.
Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Posted March 19, 2006 who would win in a fight? me or a couger? That depends. How big is the couger.
KingCheez Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 Cougar of course wins. Douglas Adams got 42 from a chess computer computing a 6 times 8 wrong. Who would win, Naked Snake or Sam Fisher? (My money's on SNAKE, he can just CQC slam Sam into the ground and it's all over.)
KingCheez Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 Why are bad days consistently bad days? Why can't you just have one spot of bad luck and be over with it?
zelda 41 Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 That depends. How big is the couger. ten inches tall.
Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Posted March 19, 2006 ten inches tall. You would win. If it's called a t.v "set" how come we only get one?
Odd Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 What came first? The chicken or the egg? Why is it that the best tasting foods are bad for us?
Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Posted March 19, 2006 What came first? The chicken or the egg? Why is it that the best tasting foods are bad for us? When you go to court you put your life in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food. There's a lot of mice! If #2 pencils are still the most popular why are they still #2? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot tourists? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away? If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Paranoidish Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.
Psychochaos3 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Posted March 19, 2006 What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember. Who the heck are you?
Smon Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 How do you know when Sour Cream goes bad? What way does the wind blow over the ocean? Why do people buy backscratchers?
DarthAve Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Does it take more licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop depending on the flavor? If you get a star on a wrapper of a tootsie pop, do you REALLY get a free one? Why is coke so damn irristable? WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHIFFON?
Smon Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Riddle: What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die?
Smon Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Riddle: What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die?
Megan Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Aw man, I'm terrible with riddles. I'll have to think about it. Why do we say, "It's as cold as Hell outside?" Do stairs go up or down? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Psychochaos3 Posted March 20, 2006 Author Posted March 20, 2006 Riddle: What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die? Hah. Heard this one in 2d grade. Nothing. Nothing has seven letters. Nothing is greater than God. Nothing is more evil than satan. Rich people need nothing (they already have everything they need). Poor people have nothing. If you eat nothing, you will die.
Gruducuuz Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made of? If someone who plays a piano is called a pianist, what do we call someone who races cars? How long did the Hundred Years War last? Which country makes Panama hats? From which animal do we get catgut? In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? What is a camel's hair brush made of? The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? What was King George VI's first name? What color is a purple finch? Where are Chinese gooseberries from? What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
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