Cheech Marin Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Wow this forum is more slanted than Bill O-Reilly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coraan Talme Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 You keep referring to strange mythological persons ... our theme, however is serious, current politics and the situation in the galaxy as it is today. This is slightly weird ... sometimes you seem to participate vigorously in the discussion, then suddenly you make another of those strange comments. About us taking our games too seriously and such stuff. What games? What books? Do you think this is fiction?? Is this some twisted form of philosophical theory? 'Our whole life is nothing but our own imagination' or something like that? It is a rather curious thing ... This old earth stuff surely is fictional - while I only have to step outside of my cabin and look through a window to see the comforting pictures of imperial ties making graceful sweeps through the cold emptiness of space during their patrols. My blaster lies ready in my sock drawer, the holonet reception terminal I use to type this feels remarkably real and I can hear a live recording of the imperial march through the speakers in the ceiling. Reality is warm, secure and reassuring - perhaps you are trying to escape into your dream-reality of mythological earth from time to time, because the pressures of everyday life are becoming harder and harder for you to accept as the rebellion crumbles more with every second. Yes, I can well imagine that your life seems bleary and dreadful to you - but ... you know: it is not to late! We can help you - if you only do the first step! Some representative of the imperial authorities should be nearby - lay down your arms, take up your new life as a reformed and happy imperial citizen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Alec Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 He he....... I'm starting to like you better and better Coraan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I don't understand why you are all so fascinated with being evil? Oh, and it is all fiction. You're not really an Imperial TIE pilot. You're an inhabitant of the planet Earth, who thinks that he is living in the fictional Star Wars universe. Well, his own deluded version of the Star Wars universe in which the Empire is winning the Galactic Civil War. Surely that is an impossibility. Oh and don't you dare start with that brainwashing garbage. I'm not brainwashed; but it seems you managed to somehow brainwash yourself. I'm not too sure how you managed to pull off a trick like that. Â Anyway, long live the Rebel Alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel333 Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 Well its fun to pratend that your a pilot or something because all you have to have is imagination,alot of info of whatever side you like and know how imperial people act like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I don't understand why you are all so fascinated with being evil? Oh, and it is all fiction. You're not really an Imperial TIE pilot. You're an inhabitant of the planet Earth, who thinks that he is living in the fictional Star Wars universe. Well, his own deluded version of the Star Wars universe in which the Empire is winning the Galactic Civil War. Surely that is an impossibility. Oh and don't you dare start with that brainwashing garbage. I'm not brainwashed; but it seems you managed to somehow brainwash yourself. I'm not too sure how you managed to pull off a trick like that. Anyway, long live the Rebel Alliance.  Star Wars, wasn't that the name of some rebel propaganda message that was broadcast into nowhere. In what is believed to be the direction of this mythical earth (if it even exists), if I remember correctly. Not even using holographic technology. Probably a desperate attempt to get people to join them in their lust for blood. Maybe you watched far too many holomovies, I'm not sure what they show you on those rebel ships, but I think that may have something to do with you being brainwashed. You really should see Imperial specialists. The Empire can and will help you. And if it's true that you come from this earth, we can find out about it's location and help everybody on that planet as well. We could dispatch a small expeditionary force of 250 000 Sovereign Stardestroyers, liberate the planet and welcome them into the Galactic Empire. As you can see, by surrendering yourself to us, you do not only help yourself, but many others as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Alec Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 If this..... Earth, exists, we must start a search ASAP. The planet is undoudtably filled with rebels. I will personaly lead this search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coraan Talme Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Indeed - Admiral Alec, Sir Jedi ... though personally I doubt that there is anything behind this legend, it would probably be prudent to send an expeditionary force to investigate this. Just to make sure that there isn't another hole for the rebels to hide in. Hmm ... this whole brainwashing business bothers me slightly ... the subject just keeps turning up. Is it nothing but rebel propaganda or a clue that they have really started a large brainwashing project in order to fill their sadly diminished ranks? Perhaps it is somehow connected with this 'earth' mythos? And Mr. Martin's subconsciousness is trying to help us, trying to get through the sinister rebel programming that helds his mind enslaved by giving us hints about where the experimental facility is located ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I think you're a bit confused. You guys are the ones who are brainwashed, not me. See, I can play the brainwashing card just like you guys can! Well, by that I mean your alter-egos that exist in the Star Wars universe are brainwashed into believing that the Empire is winning the war, when it obviously isn't. Trust me, you are not really members of the (fictional) Imperial military. You're just inhabitants of the Planet Earth believing that you are members of this (once again, fictional) Imperial military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel333 Posted April 29, 2006 Author Share Posted April 29, 2006 The reason why the empire lost the galactic civil war because kyle katarn killed a great sith lord then the empire gave up because there was barley any troops left and imperials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Eh?? When did Kyle Katarn kill any Sith Lords? Sure, he killed Jerec and his goons, and quite a few Reborn, as well as Desann, but I don't remember him taking out any full-fledged Sith Lords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Skuller- Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Clearly the rebels are, empire is to expencive and to weak. They get more money, but they have much more enemys and less alays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 There's also a cotradiction in his words, probably suggesting that he subconsiously knows that it's al rebel lies. Â 1. He insists that the universe doesn't exist. 2. He insists that the Empire is losing a war in that universe. Â So how can the Empire lose a war in a universe that doesn't exist. The universe wouldn't exist, therefore there would be no war. Â And indeed the chances of this earth existing are very slim. However it is our moral duty to liberate every single planet. So in case it exists we have to liberate them. This Marin could help us by providing it's location, if his claims are true. Though he will most lilely find out that he's not from this Earth. It could also be a callsign for this project, causing confusion by suggesting the myth is true. We should not forget that the rebels deleted Kamino from the archives even before the days of the Clone Wars. Many other planets may have followed. I have already ordered a small search force to find him and bring him in. Off course, after going through the proper channels and using the proper documents. Though if he is on this Earth it could be a long search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Err no, I never said the universe doesn't exist. I'm just saying that it is a work of fiction, and in this work of fiction the (fictional) Empire lost the (fictional) Galactic Civil War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel333 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Share Posted May 1, 2006 Desann was a sith lord because he traind another sith master well l forgot her name but anyway were more talking about 4,5 and 6 period so lets not matter about that anyway you are full of rebel lies... hold on a seck you are not full of rebel lies your one of thoes sneaky rebels that uses the lies your, trying to talk us out of the empire, out of justice and whoever is a wokiee lover should come to kashyyk and will give you a warm welcome with the wokiees in there cell or if you want to join the empire we will give you a choice of what wokiee you want for a slave.Oh yeah all imperial units must be on the scout for the smugglers Han Solo and Chewbacca mainly fighters to find there ship orders from Darth Vader himself.You rebel scum will wiped away like the rest of the people that dosn't obey the empire.Now l am going to find slots for an impierial officer now because l am specially trained so l can switch my rank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel333 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Share Posted May 1, 2006 I GOT IMPERIAL CLASS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Hey, I may be "Rebel Scum", but at least I can put together a coherent paragraph. You're babbling like a drunk Geonosian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel333 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Share Posted May 1, 2006 l am not drunk (well somtimes l have a drink at tatooine) NOR AM I A GENOSIAN.Who would like to play along with those pathetic creatures they can't even survive against a tie pilot and not to forget tie pilot are not trained to use a blaster (well some mite be) and still they would beat that pathetic and l got something yesterday, some secret files of the rebel scum now lets read "We have recently allied with genosians so we can treaty with there riches to the pirates" those scoundrels, they are so poor that they have to use genosian junk when you should use........... hold on a seck the star destroyers walls a creaking, l will have look outside.NO WAY!!! how did they get without anyone noticing. ALL FIGHTERS SCRAMBLE OUTSIDE THE STAR DESTROYER. Those rebels stole our x-wings and there using y-wings to penatrait our shields. Imperial officers should take cover storm troopers to turrents. l never new how hard it is to be a imperial officer.(well its easier to be a an imperial then a scout trooper on your speeder bike) Now they brought in a-wings . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I never said you were a drunk Geonosian. I merely said you were babbling incoherently like one. Â About these "secret documents": Well obviously these documents were created by the Empire just to make the Rebellion look bad, when our predicament isn't nearly as bad. I see the Ministry of "Truth" is hard at work, spreading lies and deceit as usual. Â Oh, and who in their right mind would use stormtroopers to control the turrets of a Star Destroyer!?! Don't you have Imperial Navy gunners who are trained for just such a purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coraan Talme Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Once again the rebellion shows it's true face. All this pathetic babble about 'tolerance' and 'equality' is nothing but propaganda. See, you are openly discriminating against Geonosians ... and you are rude to a faithful imperial soldier, just because he is not from your part of the galaxy and his translator is malfunctioning and his political views differ from yours And all the time you are talking with someone who is - in your own terms - completely 'fictional'. You speak about truth like it is something the rebels have a monopoly on - yet you fail to see the shining light of imperial truth and justice. But ... I can feel your conflict - deep inside you, your mind rages against it's programming, against the cruel cage the rebels have put you in. Deep ... deep in the core of your tortured soul - something knows the truth and cries out for us to help you. Don't worry! We shall come - for the empire is on the march and nothing - neither the rebellion's war machine nor it's countless lies - will stop us from making the galaxy a safe place again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Once again the rebellion shows it's true face. All this pathetic babble about 'tolerance' and 'equality' is nothing but propaganda. See, you are openly discriminating against Geonosians ... and you are rude to a faithful imperial soldier, just because he is not from your part of the galaxy and his translator is malfunctioning and his political views differ from yours And all the time you are talking with someone who is - in your own terms - completely 'fictional'. You speak about truth like it is something the rebels have a monopoly on - yet you fail to see the shining light of imperial truth and justice. But ... I can feel your conflict - deep inside you, your mind rages against it's programming, against the cruel cage the rebels have put you in. Deep ... deep in the core of your tortured soul - something knows the truth and cries out for us to help you. Don't worry! We shall come - for the empire is on the march and nothing - neither the rebellion's war machine nor it's countless lies - will stop us from making the galaxy a safe place again. Â Yada yada, blah blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaulUK Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 ** steps in and looks around ** Â DMUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Andrew Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Since when did LucasForums have a Propaganda Department? Â As for myself, I prefer the Empire, as they fit my tactics of overwhelming the enemy, though I envy it how five individual Rebel troopers can take 20,000 blaster shots.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel333 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Wheres the help of the star destroyer here l'm in this star destroyer thats just about to blow up in my 10 years with the empire l am just going to die from few x-wings and aswell Coraan Talme you will be commander over all fighters if you come to help me in this problem anyway were the tie-fighters l comanded to go out and fight!Oh the hangar is desroyed. I hope someone helps us oh yeah coraan talme l am an imperial officer not a rude type of way but am a imperial officer... well now ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSO_DarthVader_ Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Long live the Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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