Samuel Dravis Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 So in Texas people are running for Governor. Some of these people are: 1. Rick Perry 2. Carole Strayhorn 3. Kinky Friedman Now, Perry is just worthlessly ineffectual. He hasn't been able to do a single thing about school finance and it's really getting on my nerves. Even my mom, who votes Republican most of the time, is tired of him. Carole seems to be a crazy grandma. She doesn't seem to have a plan on fixing the schools either, and that needs to be fixed BEFORE this year is up. The courts have ruled that funding cannot be continued as is. Kinky is something else. I have no idea what goes through his head, but he can make music and wears a cowboy hat and boots. That must count for something. Seriously, he seems to be the most attractive choice. I just get annoyed with the two major parties because they don't seem to be able to get a single thing to work, and they can't just leave good things done by the other party alone so that they keep working. Kinky will 'end the wussification of Texas', if the propaganda is to be believed... and that might just be worth a try. So, who do you think you're going to vote for (if you live in Texas), and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 That is the most awesome name ever. "Kinky fried man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 If I lived in Texas my vote would definitely be for Kinky Friedman, if only to see speed limits changed to 54.95 there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Well if L stands for Libertarian i'd probebly vote that way, I lean more Republican but only if they do their job properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Q: What is Kinky's position on gay marriage? A: Kinky supports gay marriage and equal rights for homosexuals. He believes that the constitution protects everyone. As he says, "I believe love is bigger than government. And besides, they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us." ^ Just won my vote. We need more humor in our politicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 ^ Just won my vote. We need more humor in our politicians. You should watch the episode of Real Time With Bill Maher that Kinky Friedman was in then. I believe it was episode #57. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Kinky is awesome. I'd vote for him in a heartbeat. I hope he wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Just as long as polygmists, zoophiliacs, and the NAMBLA crowd don't get to be as miserable as the rest of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Just as long as polygmists, zoophiliacs, and the NAMBLA crowd don't get to be as miserable as the rest of us I hope you're implying they should be even more miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe© Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Kinky for the win. He's a Jewish Cowboy! what more could you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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