DarthAve Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 What is the funniest thing you've ever said aloud. I know I have mine. "What the f*** happened to all my damn chocolate chip muffins???"
Smon Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Read my sig every day for new quotes from my life! Mom:*holds up bedsheet* "What am I gonna say next?" Me:"...'these are my panties'?" Mom:"...GROUND'D."
Poopdogjr Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 One time when I was a kid someone asked me where I was from. And I was like, I dunno. America?
Davinq Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 A friend of mine needed advice from myself and another, so we gave her two paragraph's worth. Afterwards, I asked the other person what they had wrote, and had said that they had said they were agreeing with what I wrote. My reply: "WHAT?! You took 5 lines of paper just to say I'M WITH STUPID?!"
martmeister Posted March 18, 2007 Posted March 18, 2007 Tommy: "Have you heard from....Andrew?" Me: <pause> (in serious tone) "I don't talk to the dead."
Davinq Posted March 18, 2007 Posted March 18, 2007 "What the f*** is WTF?" "Oh." Didn't get that on the first read-through. This time though... FVCKING HILARIOUS!
DarthAve Posted March 18, 2007 Author Posted March 18, 2007 "Matt is a menopausal prostitute... and Becca's the client." Oh and later on... Me-Hey want a cupcake? Neighbor boy-Your mom wants a cupcake.
martmeister Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 "Tired. Eyes getting droopy. Time to hit the sack.......your mama's in it and she likes that kind of kinky thing."
Davinq Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 "I got BEST SMILE AWARD for the 06-07 yearbook? WTF?" True story. 0.o Hopefully. I'm one of 2 finalists.
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