DarthAve Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 What is the funniest thing you've ever said aloud. I know I have mine. "What the f*** happened to all my damn chocolate chip muffins???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 "What the f*** is WTF?" "Oh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Read my sig every day for new quotes from my life! Mom:*holds up bedsheet* "What am I gonna say next?" Me:"...'these are my panties'?" Mom:"...GROUND'D." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 One time when I was a kid someone asked me where I was from. And I was like, I dunno. America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 A friend of mine needed advice from myself and another, so we gave her two paragraph's worth. Afterwards, I asked the other person what they had wrote, and had said that they had said they were agreeing with what I wrote. My reply: "WHAT?! You took 5 lines of paper just to say I'M WITH STUPID?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Oh and gratz on the 1,000 posts Poop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Tommy: "Have you heard from....Andrew?" Me: <pause> (in serious tone) "I don't talk to the dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 "What the f*** is WTF?" "Oh." Didn't get that on the first read-through. This time though... FVCKING HILARIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 18, 2007 Author Share Posted March 18, 2007 "Matt is a menopausal prostitute... and Becca's the client." Oh and later on... Me-Hey want a cupcake? Neighbor boy-Your mom wants a cupcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 0.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "Tired. Eyes getting droopy. Time to hit the sack.......your mama's in it and she likes that kind of kinky thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "I got BEST SMILE AWARD for the 06-07 yearbook? WTF?" True story. 0.o Hopefully. I'm one of 2 finalists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 20, 2007 Author Share Posted March 20, 2007 "SUPER DUPER SPIRIT FINGERS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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