Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted July 29, 2001 Posted July 29, 2001 He says that one of your action figures is equipped with a 'space dolphin spy cam.' Naturally, he refuses to disclose which one.
Nute Gunray Posted July 29, 2001 Author Posted July 29, 2001 It's certainly not Boba Fett because that's the obvious choice, because of the BobaCam from the now deceased NBC sitcom Newsradio. The only ones with a clear line of sight to me at all times are the ones on top of my monitor...The only two looking directly at me are the Nute Gunray and Queen Amidala in battle dress......hmmm
Admiral Odin Posted July 29, 2001 Posted July 29, 2001 comes back "nice hijacking" leaves ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted July 29, 2001 Posted July 29, 2001 Then you obviously fail to grasp the concept behind a hijacking! *(Shoots leaving hostage in the back of the head.)*
Nute Gunray Posted July 30, 2001 Author Posted July 30, 2001 People at work at upset with me because I haven't asked said girl out yet.
Taarkin Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 This is getting creepy: I've had 4 dreams aout her since vacation started(no not those kind of dreams). [This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited July 29, 2001).]
Admiral Odin Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 um. please see a head doctor. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Jem Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: I didn't know WHAT to say next, so i did what came naturally: FLEE. Nooooo man! you had IT! right there! this isn't relly good for you because now that you said it and fleed you will be even more shy to see her again... but all hopes are not lost man, it's all good. You go man and do what you want for yourself. And better do it as soon as possible before she gets tired of this little game, I'm serious. [This message has been edited by Jem (edited July 29, 2001).]
Nitro Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Originally posted by Rune Haako: And look at it this way, you could have a 14 year old chick interested in you I'm 18... There's 3 14 year old chicks interested in me... The worst part is that one of 'em looks like she's at the older end of 17, and, unfortunaltly, your dear old Nitrous didn't learn this until after he had rounded second and was heading for third on the day he made his discovery... She had told me she was 17, and I believed her... Then one time I was in her kitchen, getting some water from her fridge while she was upstairs, when I looked at the calender and noticed Jessica's 15th B-Day was 28 days away (Name changed to protect the not-so-innocent). I walked out then and there without saying a word, and I haven't talked to her since. 14 year old girls are The Devil. ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
Darth Sceltor Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 YES. I recall having an experience with a 14 year old girl. Nothing serious, but still, scary.
Nute Gunray Posted July 30, 2001 Author Posted July 30, 2001 Originally posted by Jem: Nooooo man! you had IT! right there! this isn't relly good for you because now that you said it and fleed you will be even more shy to see her again... but all hopes are not lost man, it's all good. You go man and do what you want for yourself. And better do it as soon as possible before she gets tired of this little game, I'm serious. It's slightly more involved than that. I had to return to work because I had been conscripted to help clean up that night and she probably wanted to get her work done so she could go home (our workplaces were set to close roughly 15 minutes after I spoke to her). Alas, I have not spoken with her since last wednesday when I managed to ask her her name. Gunray is hoping that she is working tomorrow because he is tired of playing and has decided the time is right for ACTION.
Nitro Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 I mean, I'm already wanted for several counts of Grand Theft Cradle... ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
Nute Gunray Posted July 31, 2001 Author Posted July 31, 2001 that reminds me of a story... no you can't hear the story.
MadPilot Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 Are there any women in this forum? If there are you'd already have something in common! =D
Nute Gunray Posted July 31, 2001 Author Posted July 31, 2001 Originally posted by MadPilot: Are there any women in this forum? If there are you'd already have something in common! =D been there, done that. or tried to. whatever.
Admiral Odin Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 um. let us know how you did. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Flying Beastie Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 Guildy and Rosie were out of his reach, and Rommie shot him down in flames (yet succeeded in making the rest of us take her side ). <small>Sorry Rommie, I'm going for a laugh.</small> ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Zargon Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 Originally posted by Nitro: I'm 18... There's 3 14 year old chicks interested in me... The worst part is that one of 'em looks like she's at the older end of 17, and, unfortunaltly, your dear old Nitrous didn't learn this until after he had rounded second and was heading for third on the day he made his discovery... *AHEM* If there's grass on the field, lets play ball !! On a more serious note, I am currently 19, and dating a 17 year old, she turns 18 exactly 11 days BEFORE I turn 20, OH SWEET LEGALITY!!
MadPilot Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 everyone knows the answer to a problem such as this is alchohol Have a drink!
Tierce Posted August 1, 2001 Posted August 1, 2001 Agreed *Holds up cross*...Evil...unbearable Evil ------------------ The Master at Pointing and Laughing
Nute Gunray Posted August 1, 2001 Author Posted August 1, 2001 After-action Report for July 31, 2001 The Combat Observation Unit has reported that Field Marshall Gunray was killed in the the line of duty at the Third Battle of Hallmark.
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