Taarkin Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by Zargon: Now I drink Beer instead So now you have a high sperm count, but are impotent. Shame, really. ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 How do you count sperm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Sitting at the computer all day and eating Twinkies and drinking Mountain Dew has made me invincible! I'm 100% artificially preserved! I'm not actually living! ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity [This message has been edited by Commander 598 (edited August 06, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 And radioactive, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 How to count sperm: You will need A: a magnifying glass, B: tweezers and C: patience. First, you **** *** your *****-**** to **** ********* the ******, then take ******** *** with the magnifying glass and count them individually. Note: this may take awhile. Have planty of Mountain Dew onhand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 1, 2002 Author Share Posted November 1, 2002 EPILOGUE: Seriously. This story seemed to come to an end on July 31 2001. That was mostly true. On August 21 2002, a wacky event happened. I was standing outside of a classroom at school, waiting for my first class on the first day of the fall 2002 semester when i should turn around to notice the very girl that caused this thread. Apparently she now goes to the same school I do and has a class next door to me on MWF at 10 am. strange. no words have been said, however judging from the odd glances she and i have exchanged, she remembers me. she gained a bit of weight. the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 no! before 'the end' it should say, 'female plugged by Nute' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 So, am I still up for the presidency? I promise to invade Iraq!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 you lost your chance Nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Originally posted by Zargon ... 'female plugged by Nute' Ick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted November 4, 2002 Share Posted November 4, 2002 act like you have a pair and just talk to her, for cripes sake. take it from me. good things can happen when you talk to girls. i just got back from 4 days in Cabo because i talked to a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted November 4, 2002 Share Posted November 4, 2002 It doesn't really matter what you say, but be careful, many women actually listen to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 4, 2002 Author Share Posted November 4, 2002 but i don't want to talk to her. i already did in the past. i have my eye on a new girl. victory is imminent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted November 4, 2002 Share Posted November 4, 2002 go at it soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted November 5, 2002 Share Posted November 5, 2002 Originally posted by Nute Gunray victory is imminent. Hooboy. *takes out comlink* (...) Yes, HQ? (...) We're going to need a recovery team here in a little while. (...) Yes. Have the medical droids standing by. (...) Thank you. *click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 5, 2002 Author Share Posted November 5, 2002 I am highly confident she'd go out with me if she had the time to. When she doesn't have class, I do (except for an hour or two on thursday) and when she has to work, I'm free (nights and friday mid-day/afternoon). She's a waitress/bartender at a resturant her family owns, so she works during all the good date times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted November 5, 2002 Share Posted November 5, 2002 That's called "letting you down easy," Nute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 i feel sorry 4 my self.i havent went out with anyone since the 5th grade, and now im in 8th. i gotta find a hott, but nice girl!!! :) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 man, dating in Middle/High School was such a bad idea....... Just remember, it ain't gunna last, and don't let it stress you out, its really really REALLY not worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 I'm 18 and out of highschooll, i've never gone out w/a girl, nor asked one out. i doubt that i will til i'm in my early 20's. and you know what? I don't really care. I'm happy with my life now, and nothing can change that. I'm getting a job at mcdonalds and i'll be scrubbing toilets and grills, if that doesn't make me depressed, nothing will. oh and btw, i'm actually happy about getting this job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Dating in high school is not too bad - it may last. But middle school? There's no reason anyone should be dating in middle school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Preach it, Reverend Keyan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Thank you, Brother Niner. Now let's all pretend we have the gift of Tongues and babble incoherently for a while...in other words, carry on as normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 you two crack me up. edit: spelling mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 You haven't seen us on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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