edlib Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 That sounds like a theme song. I'll set it to music. Could be a big, big hit. *sings to the tune of Queen's "We will rock you"* Weee-want/ Weee-want-a-ro-bo slug! You'll be/ You'll be our brainless drones!
Admiral Odin Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 you need help ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
MadPilot Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 With the lyrics? I guess they could do with some work.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 A robo-slug would be immune to salt attack!
Rebel Loyaltist Posted August 17, 2001 Author Posted August 17, 2001 But Salt-Rust would be it's only weakness! Robo-Slug Robo-Slug Robo-Slug ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 18, 2001 Posted August 18, 2001 I will introduce robo-snails to help control the population! Perhaps a shot of Borg technology would be helpful...
edlib Posted August 18, 2001 Posted August 18, 2001 I have detailed plans on the construction of an indestructable mechanical cockroach, but for some reason nobody wants to build it. I can't understand why...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted August 19, 2001 Author Posted August 19, 2001 If it's the evil-nemsis of Robo-Slug then it'll sell. ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
edlib Posted August 19, 2001 Posted August 19, 2001 Sure! We could come up with a whole line of Robo-Slug accessories to sell to the kids. And then there's the requisite Saturday morning cartoon show we would need to produce. Eventually there would be direct-to-video releases, and a feature-film franchise, with zillion-grossing major-motion-pictures for decades to come! The kids will love it! It will be bigger than Pokemon and the Ninja Turtles combined!!! We will make a mint!... ... Or maybe not. Am I the only one who feels that this thread has taken a bizarre turn lately?
Admiral Zaarin Posted August 19, 2001 Posted August 19, 2001 Have you ever seen a thread here that hasn't taken a bizzare turn sooner or later?
Rebel Loyaltist Posted August 19, 2001 Author Posted August 19, 2001 Franchise lead to money, money leads to stuff, stuff leads to women! ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
edlib Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 All things can lead to women, if you play it right. Unfortunately, I rarely do... ------------------ Y'Know, it's funny,... I hate the itching,... but I don't mind the swelling.
Admiral Odin Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Rebel Loyaltist Posted August 20, 2001 Author Posted August 20, 2001 Here's how you get women easily. Find a lot of women with body rings you and make sure you like them. Then get a whole bunch oh magnets and there you go. Note: If she has a tongue ring and you have the magnet in your pants lookout for the police. ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Taarkin Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 If the rings are made of non-magnetic metals, simply pour a bucket of water over her head. This will cause the metal to rust, an'd she'll have to strip to get all of them off before they cause infections! ------------------ The nation lie in shambles with thousands dead and millions injured. Why? You ask why this all happened? BECAUSE YOU HAD ARCHIE AND EDITH BUNKER DISCUSS THEIR SEX LIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! Official forum Psychic
MadPilot Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist: Here's how you get women easily. Find a lot of women with body rings you and make sure you like them. Then get a whole bunch oh magnets and there you go. Note: If she has a tongue ring and you have the magnet in your pants lookout for the police. Originally posted by Taarkin: If the rings are made of non-magnetic metals, simply pour a bucket of water over her head. This will cause the metal to rust, an'd she'll have to strip to get all of them off before they cause infections! Those posts are the most bizzarre things I've ever heard. How the hell do you think that sort of stuff up? Weirdos.
Nute Gunray Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by Taarkin: If the rings are made of non-magnetic metals, simply pour a bucket of water over her head. This will cause the metal to rust, an'd she'll have to strip to get all of them off before they cause infections! Non-magnetic metals don't rust.
Taarkin Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 What about that stuff that grows on old pennies(I know it's not rust but if it was trying to infect me, I would get rid of it)
Admiral Odin Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Rebel Loyaltist Posted August 21, 2001 Author Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by Admiral: Your last post was . You continely happy? ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Admiral Odin Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist: Your last post was . You continely happy? I do that when I forget what I was going to say. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
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