JediMaster12 Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 Alrighty my loyal readers I have a new one that I just churned out. For all of the older members of our illustious forums, this is a diddy done to a classic tune called Buttons and Bows. It was sung by Bob Hope in his comedy Paleface and later in Son of Paleface. It is a 1930's tune. What I did was make it seem like a certain pilot was singing this for his gal. Without further ado I give you... Boots and Robes A planet here, a planet there is the Outer Rim to me Give me a place, anywhere in space And my gal with a pretty face East is Kashyyyk and west is Manaan And the one that I have chose Is down there where they don’t wear them frills and flowers but boots and robes Gloves and sabers and boots and robes Don’t bury me in Ahto City Take me where the sand dunes grow Let’s go down to Anchorhead town and hit the desert in Sand People clothes For you’ll stand out in boots and robes You look good in verpine And sweet in kinrath glue And I’ll love ya longer, always In a place where we can kiss We’ve come so far to an unknown star And we’ve saved the galaxy Let’s burn sky to where they have the crystal coves that shine and glow And you’re all mine in boots and robes Give me sage’s trimmin’ where my gal’s a woman In tight fitting robes but no peek a boo clothes With Deralian perfume that fills the room You’re all mine in boots and robes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Another good Diddie JediMaster12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 Thank you and I just found my other diddy from another 1930's song called Whingding. I will post it but I will warn you that it is a lighthearted tune and it has some disturbing revelations seeing as evil is a pleasure to some. What a Night for a Killing I’m waiting and orderin’ Tonight I’ll do some killin’ Time to end this now I’m laughin’ and drummin’ Cause their end is comin’ Things are prepped to go And now to get them now What a night for a killing My Bastila’s more than willin’ To try and kill that Revan Things are ripe for a killing And I end this now and grab the galaxy I’ve got a date to keep and wipe out the Republic fleet And sprucin’ up to leash out a killing spree I will see her and she’ll face me Tonight will be her undoing Yes siree What a night to be killing My desire’s flying higher than the sky Tonight’s my night to have a killing I’ll leave the fleet in ruins And Revan will be done in Here on the Star Forge tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Hehe, fun diddies. I got a kick out of both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Like the second one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Nice work JM12. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 nicely done! got more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Yes I do. This one is another old favorite based on the tune 'A Four-Legged Friend.' I dedicate this to igyman since he seems to take pleasure with everyone's favorite assassin droid. It is a bit short but this is all about droids now. My next performance is to a Beach Boys tune and involves a Jedi Ice Princess. That will be posted later. A Four-Wheeled Friend A four-wheeled friend A loyal little friend A trusty little astrodroid He’s spunky and loyal up to the bolt end That wonderful 1-2-3 four-wheeled friend HK’s an assassin and an assassin can kill Cause he’s got a bloody, murderous quirk He’d just as soon go on a murdering spree And kill you with much wanted, joyous glee A four-wheeled friend A loyal little friend A trusty little astrodroid He’s always there helping right up to the end That wonderful 1-2-3 four-wheeled friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I Get Around! The one song I know has been KOTOR-ised. Another good one JediMaster12. A bit off-topic, JediMaster12, but when it is Christmas, I might do some diddies of Christmas songs. Is that alright with you (In a new Thread of course). Looking foward to more diddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 I Get Around was not the one I chose but I could see it as one. As for the Christmas diddies...you don't want to be around me for my ideas with my fav carols are...unique. Maybe we can post our insane humour together when comes the time Pottsie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I Get Around was not the one I chose but I could see it as one. As for the Christmas diddies...you don't want to be around me for my ideas with my fav carols are...unique. Maybe we can post our insane humour together when comes the time Pottsie. Well I was thinking of doing diddies like Happy Christmas (War is Over), Wonderful Christmastime and Merry Christmas Everybody. Perhaps you could do Carols and I'll do the modern day stuff. Anyway, I'm looking foward to your next diddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 That might work Pottsie. I can hear the laughter and the comments saying that I am insane. I guess I'll need a new room at Jaes Hotel Asylum. On another note, I have my newest diddy for my thread. It is to my favorite Beach Boys tune called Fun, Fun, Fun. Surprisingly I left it the same title because I happen to know what Bastila was like before she became the Jedi Ice Princess. The stuff in parenthesis are the backgorund stuff in between the verses and stuff. Fun, Fun, Fun She got into the speeder and she cruised to the annual swoops now See she blew off the meditation with Master Vrook now With the holonet blasting, she’ll let out a wild whoop now And she’ll have fun, fun, fun ‘Til the Jedi Princess melts away (Fun, fun, fun till the Jedi Princess melts away) The other girls don’t like her ‘Cause she walks and drives like a queen now (She walks like a queen now, you walk like queen) She makes the Coruscanti race look like a milk run now (You drive like a queen now, you drive like a queen) A lot of masters try to tame her but she leads them on a wild Bantha chase now (You drive like a queen now, you drive like a queen) And she’ll have fun, fun, fun ‘Til the Jedi Princess melts away (Fun, fun, fun til the Jedi Princess melts away) Well you knew all along that Vrook would wise up to you now (You shouldn’t have ditched now, you shouldn’t have ditched) And since he took your set of freedom you can bet that your fun is all through now (You shouldn’t have ditched now, you shouldn’t have ditched) And you sit along with Vrook and you grow a thick ice sheet now (You shouldn’t have ditched now, you shouldn’t have ditched) And we’ll have fun, fun, fun While the Ice Queen appears again (Fun, fun, fun, while the Ice Queen appears again) And we’ll have fun, fun, fun While the Ice Queen appears again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Nice, I'd have to do some diddies. Another good diddie, JM12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Fun fun fun... That's one of my favorite Beach Boys ones, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Uh, Oh. I guess I'll need a new room at your Hotel Asylum Jae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Uh, Oh. I guess I'll need a new room at your Hotel Asylum Jae Question: I've always wondered where Jae's Hotel Asylum is. It's all in our heads. --Jae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 it's a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Very nice, JM12. As always. Thanks for dedicating ''A Four Wheeled friend'' to me, but personally I would more likely call it a ''Two legged, Aratech Sniper Rifle wielding friend'', but then again, that's why you write them and I read them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 28, 2006 Author Share Posted October 28, 2006 Well igyman I am in the process of trying to find a suitable tune for a whole song dedicated to HK and his murdering personality. Glad you enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Well igyman I am in the process of trying to find a suitable tune for a whole song dedicated to HK and his murdering personality. Glad you enjoyed it. A HK diddie? I bet igyman and RC will get kicks out of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 we sure will! get it up soon, JM12! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 we sure will! get it up soon, JM12! Otherwise RC will have to find his own HK to terminate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 How about Queen's 'We Will Rock You'? Or 'Every Breath You Take' by Sting? Which is not actually a love song, btw, it's about a guy who's really obsessive and paranoid. Sting writes some really wickedly dark songs. You should post these at KFM, too--they'll love them there as much as we love them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 I actually have. They are in queue Jae. I'll consider the Sting song. I think I can come up with something good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 And I like Queen, so if I do a diddie, a Queen song will be on my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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