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Alrighty my loyal readers I have a new one that I just churned out. For all of the older members of our illustious forums, this is a diddy done to a classic tune called Buttons and Bows. It was sung by Bob Hope in his comedy Paleface and later in Son of Paleface. It is a 1930's tune. What I did was make it seem like a certain pilot was singing this for his gal. Without further ado I give you...

 

Boots and Robes

 

A planet here, a planet there is the Outer Rim to me

Give me a place, anywhere in space

And my gal with a pretty face

 

East is Kashyyyk and west is Manaan

And the one that I have chose

Is down there where they don’t wear them frills and flowers but boots and robes

Gloves and sabers and boots and robes

 

Don’t bury me in Ahto City

Take me where the sand dunes grow

Let’s go down to Anchorhead town and hit the desert in Sand People clothes

For you’ll stand out in boots and robes

 

You look good in verpine

And sweet in kinrath glue

And I’ll love ya longer, always

In a place where we can kiss

 

We’ve come so far to an unknown star

And we’ve saved the galaxy

Let’s burn sky to where they have the crystal coves that shine and glow

And you’re all mine in boots and robes

 

Give me sage’s trimmin’ where my gal’s a woman

In tight fitting robes but no peek a boo clothes

With Deralian perfume that fills the room

You’re all mine in boots and robes

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Thank you and I just found my other diddy from another 1930's song called Whingding. I will post it but I will warn you that it is a lighthearted tune and it has some disturbing revelations seeing as evil is a pleasure to some.

 

What a Night for a Killing

 

I’m waiting and orderin’

Tonight I’ll do some killin’

Time to end this now

I’m laughin’ and drummin’

Cause their end is comin’

Things are prepped to go

And now to get them now

 

What a night for a killing

My Bastila’s more than willin’

To try and kill that Revan

Things are ripe for a killing

And I end this now and grab the galaxy

I’ve got a date to keep and wipe out the Republic fleet

And sprucin’ up to leash out a killing spree

I will see her and she’ll face me

Tonight will be her undoing

Yes siree

 

What a night to be killing

My desire’s flying higher than the sky

Tonight’s my night to have a killing

I’ll leave the fleet in ruins

And Revan will be done in

Here on the Star Forge tonight

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Yes I do. This one is another old favorite based on the tune 'A Four-Legged Friend.' I dedicate this to igyman since he seems to take pleasure with everyone's favorite assassin droid. It is a bit short but this is all about droids now. :)

My next performance is to a Beach Boys tune and involves a Jedi Ice Princess. That will be posted later.

 

A Four-Wheeled Friend

 

A four-wheeled friend

A loyal little friend

A trusty little astrodroid

He’s spunky and loyal up to the bolt end

That wonderful 1-2-3 four-wheeled friend

 

HK’s an assassin and an assassin can kill

Cause he’s got a bloody, murderous quirk

He’d just as soon go on a murdering spree

And kill you with much wanted, joyous glee

 

A four-wheeled friend

A loyal little friend

A trusty little astrodroid

He’s always there helping right up to the end

That wonderful 1-2-3 four-wheeled friend

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I Get Around was not the one I chose but I could see it as one. As for the Christmas diddies...you don't want to be around me for my ideas with my fav carols are...unique. Maybe we can post our insane humour together when comes the time Pottsie.

 

Well I was thinking of doing diddies like Happy Christmas (War is Over), Wonderful Christmastime and Merry Christmas Everybody. Perhaps you could do Carols and I'll do the modern day stuff. Anyway, I'm looking foward to your next diddie.

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That might work Pottsie. I can hear the laughter and the comments saying that I am insane. I guess I'll need a new room at Jaes Hotel Asylum. :lol:

 

On another note, I have my newest diddy for my thread. It is to my favorite Beach Boys tune called Fun, Fun, Fun. Surprisingly I left it the same title because I happen to know what Bastila was like before she became the Jedi Ice Princess. The stuff in parenthesis are the backgorund stuff in between the verses and stuff.

 

Fun, Fun, Fun

 

She got into the speeder and she cruised to the annual swoops now

See she blew off the meditation with Master Vrook now

With the holonet blasting, she’ll let out a wild whoop now

And she’ll have fun, fun, fun

‘Til the Jedi Princess melts away

(Fun, fun, fun till the Jedi Princess melts away)

 

The other girls don’t like her

‘Cause she walks and drives like a queen now

(She walks like a queen now, you walk like queen)

She makes the Coruscanti race look like a milk run now

(You drive like a queen now, you drive like a queen)

A lot of masters try to tame her but she leads them on a wild Bantha chase now

(You drive like a queen now, you drive like a queen)

And she’ll have fun, fun, fun

‘Til the Jedi Princess melts away

(Fun, fun, fun til the Jedi Princess melts away)

 

Well you knew all along that Vrook would wise up to you now

(You shouldn’t have ditched now, you shouldn’t have ditched)

And since he took your set of freedom you can bet that your fun is all through now

(You shouldn’t have ditched now, you shouldn’t have ditched)

And you sit along with Vrook and you grow a thick ice sheet now

(You shouldn’t have ditched now, you shouldn’t have ditched)

 

And we’ll have fun, fun, fun

While the Ice Queen appears again

(Fun, fun, fun, while the Ice Queen appears again)

And we’ll have fun, fun, fun

While the Ice Queen appears again

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How about Queen's 'We Will Rock You'? Or 'Every Breath You Take' by Sting? Which is not actually a love song, btw, it's about a guy who's really obsessive and paranoid. Sting writes some really wickedly dark songs.

 

You should post these at KFM, too--they'll love them there as much as we love them here. :D

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