itchythesamurai Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 Don't get me wrong, I love Psychonauts, but I'm usually too intimidated to post over there. What if Darth_Ave finds out that we are talking about her and she sics her goons on us?! Who gets out of a burning hotel first, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians get out of there lickety-split, but the gays are too busy packing their ****! (In your face, political correctness!)
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Don't get me wrong, I love Psychonauts, but I'm usually too intimidated to post over there. What if Darth_Ave finds out that we are talking about her and she sics her goons on us?! Who gets out of a burning hotel first, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians get out of there lickety-split, but the gays are too busy packing their ****! (In your face, political correctness!) You and your cowardly ways.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Don't get me wrong, I love Psychonauts, but I'm usually too intimidated to post over there. What if Darth_Ave finds out that we are talking about her and she sics her goons on us?! Thankfully most of the people (and the term is used lightly on LF are too sickened by our behavior to come in here so I think we're safe. I should however get a copy of Pyschonauts. Let the Invasion begin
milo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Isn't Darth_Ave a girl? ***Edit*** Yeah, she is: http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=166733&page=2 What the **** is this 2 character minimum bull****? hehe, the best comment was Darth Tepe's. His post is edited now, but here's how it read. And Ave, you just cannot say your mother likes it. If she has a face of disgust on his face, you'll know she's doing what mothers do to their children; Lie. Besides, now that we start to think about it, maybe she wants you to be a girl. heh, I think insane sith's post confused him. I wasn't really sure what he meant for a second but then it hit me. And then I just sort of sat there in the awkward silence that followed. By the way, I like lesbians.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 By the way, I like lesbians. You aren't gonna start talking about the evil penis are you?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 By the way, I like lesbians.They don't like you (assuming you're a man).
milo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 You aren't gonna start talking about the evil penis are you? Hell no! I love the penis! They don't like you (assuming you're a man). Yes, I know, but still, there's something irresistibly attractive about two women sharing saliva. I don't know what it is.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Hell no! I love the penis!They don't like gays either.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 The problems these days with being straight is you can't find a decent looking girl who can take a good dead baby joke and won't try to run your life. Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot. Me is rambling
milo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot. Don't ever come to Utah. There are children everywhere. Annoying children, who you wish would just leave you the f*** alone. But they won't, and you wonder where their parents are, and oh yes, that's right, they've got 11 other little demons to watch over, and it's much too hard to keep an eye on all of them. Stupid kids.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much. Remember this, seems kinda unlikely.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Remember this, seems kinda unlikely. More like pulled off of MySpace.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 OOOPPPS But back on the subject of bitches, they also might not like me forcing them to read this at gunpoint (Please it's only a hundred pages, now make me a sandwich).
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 The problems these days with being straight is you can't find a decent looking girl who can take a good dead baby joke and won't try to run your life. Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot. Me is rambling BABYFIGHT!
itchythesamurai Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 Aw, I'm starting to warm up to you, Jmac. Keep on looking, Samnmax, you'll eventually find a girl who hates babies as much as you do. Really, they have more reason to. Babies make them fat and absolutely ravish the perineum during labor.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 It's not just babies, I hate children too. So many possibly meaningful (what a laugh) relationships have been cut off short because they had to ask stupid questions. "What do you do for fun?" "Push orphans into the snow, why? "You're sick" "I don't think so, could you feel my forehead or maybe something lower?"
itchythesamurai Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 Sounds like a good enough qualifying test, may I make use of it along my journeys?
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Sure, no must sleep, make more asinine comments tommorow, I meen later today.
milo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much. Yes, then you could make sweet, sweet cyber-love to her. Read: j*rk off in a chat room together.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Yes, then you could make sweet, sweet cyber-love to her. Read: j*rk off in a chat room together. More like stick it in her pooper.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Jesus don't say that, thats a one way highway.The lube is a temporary median in the middle of the road.
Samnmax221 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I saw a picture of a stretched ass crack before, I hope hope to never see such a thing in person. Unless your talking about a suppository(and you can't haveit in a pill or an injection).
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