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Happy Birthday Rogue9!


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  • 11 months later...

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OLD MAN SIGHTED!!

 

 

Here, I got you some Klingon slave girls, Vaseline SF edition, and a parrot hat.

 

WHY?!??

 

:dozey:

 

My imaginary friend here -- Err.. Jack, right? *Jack nods* -- managed to substitute Viagra for your peppermints, which you seem to enjoy for the whole day now. SUBMIT TO YOUR FATE ALREADY!! MWAHA.

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Seems to me that if you really wanted to celebrate a truly significant milestone in your existence, then we should all be wishing each other a "Happy Conception Day!"

 

Might be just a bit more difficult to track, however... "Errr... hey, Mom? Dad?"

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Yeah, I know. You always are.

 

I chose to ignore it this time. ;P

 

The 2 things are somehow very loosely connected however, I believe... (at least if I'm remembering all my 8th-grade Biology, Health, and Life Sciences lessons correctly, that is...)

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HAHA! ALL LIES! You told me, no, you *wanted* me to replace it. With memories - MY memories - of those exhausting nights when Keira Knightley and her secret twin sister fought about me, then licked each others wounds, and than laid me with joined forces.

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imagination *is* a part of it. XD
Or *ALL* of it... in this particular instance.;P

 

Birthday Post-Mortem:

 

Miserable and boring as ever. I worked all day. How "happy" could it be, after all, I ask you?

 

The highlight of the day:

Smashing my thumb putting in air conditioner units before work. Hurt like hell and bled a lot... but at least it gave me something to talk about all day. :dozey:

 

Yeah... my life is really that lame. :rolleyes:

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For the last 15 birthdays of mine, I've been whether smoking cheeba, laying girls, receiving blow jobs, doing other drugs, went into clubs and had looooooots of endless fun, with the last one (30th) being the best of them all because I did all of the aforementioned PLUS for the first time ever called my boss on Monday morning 0800 because I "felt ill". Actually, and in fact, I was still at a party and that until 1400. Then I went home ****ed again, ate three pizzas and slept in watching TV. Guess you're not the only one with a boring life, huh? XD

 

Thought I share :PPP

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