viscen Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i am asked that all the time, and my reply is always "fine, how about yourself?" now im looking for a witty reply that would leave them curious, shocked, or laughing, and am curious if anyone knows any good replies to this question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 hehe, I've got a great one. Just say "They tell me I'm pretty damn good. In fact, some say I'm the best they've ever had." I've used this one quite a few times myself, it's an awesome smart-ass comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 In high school, I saw my pre-cal teacher in the hall and asked him how it was going and he said slowly. That's like the only conversation I had with the guy. I guess you could cut them off and tag on "so good looking?" to the end of their question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 "Your mom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Well, actually I was absent from LF for a few days, due to my kid having accidentally supercharged the ions of a closed space by using the wrong setting on the microwave to heat some popcorn and ripped a temporary hole in the time/space continuum, and repeated visits by future possible incarnations of myself left me in a state of hyperparanoid paralysis until today, when the microwave repairman arrived. Thank you for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 "Great thanks. In fact, when I got up, I didn't trip over my bed, I went and made breakfas, I ate it..." Just keep on going about your day and EVERYTHING you did. Or say "Terrible" and when they ask why, say "Because you showed up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I don't remember where, but I had heard this reply somewhere. "How are you?" "Sexy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 ^that's a good one Try saying something that a scyzophrenic would say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master frost Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Just copy evrything the person says so just say the same thing back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 "ouch." "huh?" "ow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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