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You don't. They stay closed, and typically that's for a good reason.

 

I'm surprised though. Not about your thread being closed, but that the admins have been watching LFRD more closely. Allegedly this is the safe haven of immaturity and perversity on the LFNetwork, but to have 2 threads locked in as many weeks... *shakes head*

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Hello, my name is poopdog and I am here to talk to you about how crappy pirates are.

 

Pirates are so lame it's not even funny. the idea or concept behind them is sound. A bunch of badasses going around killing people and stealing and stuff. But you know what? Most pirates are freamin' lame-o's. In fact 99.9 % are. This statistic comes straight from the surgeon general himself. He can't lie man. He's like a robot. In fact he is a robot. From the past.

 

In conclusion, pirates are crummy.

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Must I get out my pirate propaganda again? >_>

 

Srsly Poop, who wouldn't want to be a pirate? They can do whatever they want, whenever they want! The can take whatever they want, and never pay up! They can drink all they want, and rarely get bad hangovers! They can have sex all they want, because they're BLOODY PIRATES!!!

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I still think the ninjas would win. But the whole uber disipline, no sex, being 100% loyal/brainwashed sucks. An ingenious pirate (and since when did one play fair?) could trick/trap/defeat a ninja.

 

In other news, they found Blackbeard's ship, Queen Anne's Revenge

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(I love this. So fun.)

 

What!? Not all ninjas are the prude type. And who ever siad ninjas can't have sex? They have sex all the time. With whatever and whoever they want. They're crazy cool. And pirates could try and trap a ninja all they want. The ninja will just kill him. No trapping on his part. Just pure unaldutered cold-hearted murder.

 

Plus a ninja could always say that magic pirate peace word. Parlay. And the pirate will just urinate in his pantalones and prepare to me murderized. What the heck are pantalones anyway? Whatever they are I'm sure they go great with those nice puffy frilly shirts they wear. Lots of Ninja live in Sin and do whatever they want. These are true ninja.

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