Miss_Mayhem Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Pirates VS Ninjas. An age old rivalry that has raged relentlessly for years. The flames of war have been fanned with the advent of the internet, and now it is our turn .... Pirate VS Ninja, Who'd win? I here am in favor of the stealthy, silent ninja. I mean, c'mon, he can remove his own shadow! Aside from that, they are one with the night, able to conceal his or her entire body behind a broomstick if neccesary. That, and they know ninjitsu and a messload of other martial arts stuff. Imagine how invaluable they'd be in the fight against Anti-Tim! Then again...Johnny Depp is a pirate and he's pretty sXy.
Gruducuuz Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Pirates. They have swords. And so do Ninjas, but do ninjas have guns, or PARROTS??? Case closed.
DarthAve Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 pirates. They're good ay putt putt golf. And pillaging.
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 Yeess...but Ninjas can deflect gunshots with their swords! Plus they have miracle frozen shamrock shurikens according to the Doctor McNinja webcomic. I'll dig up the link.
Smon Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I must once again dig up this flash video I coincidentally discovered when someone else brought it up in a Pirates Vs. Ninja thread over at VGDC. It has an actual battle between them.
DarthAve Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Dude, Ninjas suck. How much did Ninja's of the Carribian make? Nothing! How much did pirates of the Carrebean make? SO MUCH!!!!
Gruducuuz Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Dude, pirates own even harder now that I just remembered from a magazine called "Mental Floss", that the first ninja was a transvestite. Ninjas can never get around that.
Smon Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Pirates kick ass. Did Monkey D. Ninja ever gain superpowers? NOOOOOoooooOOOO. But still, this debate will go on for eternity. Also, HOLY **** NINJAS!
KingCheez Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Pirates. (please don't get the narutards started :|)
itchythesamurai Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Deflecting bullets with swords is bunk. Yes, finding that out killed my childhood. http://youtube.com/watch?v=-sHTJAKN-5k&mode=related&search=sword%20machine%20gun
KingCheez Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Yeah. A pirate with a Makarov (what an awesome revolver) is going to take down a ninja within 2 shots. Besides, we all know that rum gives pirates immortality.
DarthAve Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Plus the dream pirates created when pirates eat pizza before sleeping. Then the dream pirates eat pizza and go to sleep and create another dream pirate! Than that dream pirate eats pizza and goes to sleep to create the real pirate. It's all one big circle. That's why 2 out of 3 pizza delivery boys prefer delivering pizza to pirates than ninjas.
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Of course, you all know I'll say pirates. Destiny has called me to be swashbuckling, sexy and awesome. Don't you desire these things? Of course you do, all the time. But you don't know how to buckle a swash. ... Sadly, neither do I. But the thought of pillaging villages and going on large adventures just to get shiney things is INVIGORATING!
Psychochaos3 Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them. Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too.
urluckyday Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Well, Ninjas would kill off a few pirates to start off with, but eventually the swashbucklers would catch on and kill all of the ninjas!
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them. Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too. Dude. Ninjas don't have powers. Or nine-tailed demons. STOP WATCHING NARUTO. IT'S INACCURATE!
Smon Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Yeah! For a more accurate depiction of Ninja click here.
Smon Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 I must also point Ninja have a weakness, but Pirates have none.
KingCheez Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them. Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too. So what else we can draw from Naruto, being it's true, is that every ninja is a flaming homosexual, emo, and fails at stealth?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 So what else we can draw from Naruto, being it's true, is that every ninja is a flaming homosexual, emo, and fails at stealth?That they also wear bright orange.
Smon Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Also all the museums in Japan overlooked the giant shurikens, swords, and anything else I missed... they didn't show up that much though.
KingCheez Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Also all the museums in Japan overlooked the giant shurikens, swords, and anything else I missed... they didn't show up that much though. r u kiddin i bote a shuryken wit my mom dey still exist whyd dey be in a muzeum lol!?
Smon Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 You can still buy a sword too but museums in England have them. It's to document their culture.
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