itchythesamurai Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Should I send Ninja ForPrez after you, itchy!? As a pro-pirate activist, if they trace my assassination to the hands of ninjas, there will be a full-on war that frankly this world isn't ready to handle. Are you willing to risk that, Mayhem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 See 'owned.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 20, 2007 Author Share Posted March 20, 2007 Quite simply, Ninja have licences to kill, so they cant be sued and it is duelly understood that assasinating wrongly opinionated e-persons is their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Awwww look Joe is showing his sensitive side..........*sarcasticly*how manly. Awwwww...Tabby is showing her other face (a.k.a. turtle) Also, Ninjas get the girlz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Pirates can kill, and they don't need licenses. Oh, what! Top that Mayhem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Also, Ninjas get the girlz Pssht, not any girls like Keira Knightley. Babes of that foxitude are reserved strictly for the seafaring variety of swashbucklers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ninja gaiden. Racheal. Biggums. Soul Calibur. Taki. Biggums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 And what about the good ol' Dr Mcninja? Go onto the forums and you'll find he's got legions of fangirls & a couple of guys that are gay for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 There are a few peepz that are gay for me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Pssht, not any girls like Keira Knightley. Babes of that foxitude are reserved strictly for the seafaring variety of swashbucklers. Hmm, Well let me take this into conserderation. If I were smokin hot, and had to date a pirate or a ninja..I'd pick neither. I mean, ninja's would hide from you all the time, and Pirates are always out at sea, hitting on lusty wenches. I'd much prefer a nice safe gaming nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I'd much prefer a nice safe gaming nerd. Way to blow your cover as an undercover police officer, Ave. Child predator sting operation = fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ^LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I've gone to like 5 houses to meet kids that I've talked to in real life, and everytime it's just some cops in a sting operation. It's kinda a commonplace thing for me to done on Friday nights now. Geez. You think these guys would just get bored with it and stop already. I'm getting sick of all these fines and charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Oh, poor poor Ross. Have you at least managed to befriend the cops? That last friday when my counterfeiting scheme was blown open by a sting, I tried to act all sweet with the traitor, but dangit! - he wasn't a perv so he turned me in instead of cutting me and the gals a break*sniffles*, and I almost got away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops and their dog. ... I'm still awaiting my court sentence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Hmmm. Most of the time I just don't go to my court date thingees. I usually just hide out in a dead-cat carcass on the street. It works pretty damn well as cover I think. Sure, you can plainly see someone has taken a dead-cat and tried to fit his entire body inside of it. Thus you have a man with a ripped cat covering the lower half of his stomach and back. But most people can't seem to see me when I wear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I bet you appeared in "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" Tv thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 That was you Ross? Gasp, I've befriended a celebrity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I bet you were the trucker dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Oops, didn't see THIS thread. (I posted in the other Ninja topic) A simple formula: Samurais > Pirates > Ninjas > Nights> Madadors > George Clooney > Everybody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Oops, didn't see THIS thread. (I posted in the other Ninja topic) A simple formula: Samurais > Pirates > Ninjas > Knights > Madadors > George Clooney > Everybody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 A simple formula: They Might be Giants > Samurais > Pirates > Ninjas > Knights > Madadors > George Clooney > Everybody else. Fixed, but welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Samurais > Pirates > Ninjas > Knights > Madadors > George Clooney > Everybody else. I think we might be able to be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I was the naked guy on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 That explains a lot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I think we might be able to be friends. Yay for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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