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Right, so... 600 million people jumping will save us from global warming.  

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  1. 1. Right, so... 600 million people jumping will save us from global warming.



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What?!

 

LOL, if those crazy dudes actually get 600,0000 people to do their bidding (to jump) this is what's going to happen afterwards:

 

:urpdude::urpdude::urpdude::urpdude:

 

 

Then after that:

:bluskel::bluskel::bluskel::bluskel:

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All the nukes in teh world at the same place at same time would, like, freaking seperate Asia in to two continents. that is, if they don't blow it off the face of this earth first. :firemad:

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MISSED IT! hmm... didn't feel anything... are they going to do this anually or what?

I say next year we install hydro's on all the cars in the world and then get them to go all at the same time and satellites can watch the world rock! This is good for three reasons.

1. All the cars in the world will have hydrollics*however you spell it!

2. It would be cool to see the effect (if there was one)

3. All the cars in the world will have hydrollics!

WHO'S WITH ME!!! (probably no one...)

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MISSED IT! hmm... didn't feel anything... are they going to do this anually or what?

I say next year we install hydro's on all the cars in the world and then get them to go all at the same time and satellites can watch the world rock! This is good for three reasons.

1. All the cars in the world will have hydrollics*however you spell it!

2. It would be cool to see the effect (if there was one)

3. All the cars in the world will have hydrollics!

WHO'S WITH ME!!! (probably no one...)

 

 

Actually... we have just under 7 hours left, you didn't miss anything.

 

Not like there's anything to miss :p

 

And that hydraulics idea was...REALLY...stupid...

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Why didn't I think of Futurama before now? The scene where all the world's robots passed gas at the same time, thus propelling the Earth away from the Sun:rolleyes:?

 

"We're calculating the results" -heh, good luck.

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Destroy the robots. They are causing it all.

 

But really,how would this work? If people in America and Asia jumped at the same time... nothing really would happen would it? :p

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OMFG, retarded people actually fell for it. it said they had 600,248,012 registered jumpers. wtf

 

They can say whatever they want, there's no way they had that many people.

 

In related news, I have 34 toes, and one is made of candy corn. And anime ;)

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Its cooled down today, but the last two days were record temeratures in for July in the UK. It was around 35 here... and up to 37 in a few places like london. (Where i happened to have a job interview yesterday.. not good timing!)

 

Schools are closing early, trains are running slow, roads are melting, my computer was overheating... its funny how the UK falls apart whenever it gets too hot or cold... other countries seem to cope fine. ;)

 

Maybe the jump worked as it seems to be getting cooler...

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3 or 4 days ago it reached 43 :D

 

Pfft, you guys can suck it up because it's been nowhere near the vegas high, which was 110 the other day.

 

 

lol Bongo, 43 Degrees C is the same as 110 Degrees F :D

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Thats what i don't get... many countries regularly get higher temperatures... but it doesn't cause their roads and train tracks to melt and everythign to collapse. I guess its more about what you are used to...

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Well in chicago we're used to the weather changing like crazy. Earlier this year in April it was in the 70s (F) one day, and the very next it was in the upper 20s and snowing.

 

No joke.

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