Samnmax221 Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I think its hightime we have a discussion about crappy or non-crappy roadside attractions. Because they play a large role in Hit the Road and the Comics. We had a discussion a few years back about real locations across the country that resemble locations in Hit the Road but I think it's about time we discuss Roadside crap in general.(I've wanted to write up an article about it but apparently I haven't been sacrificing enough babies to the Jake statue) I've seen this piece of tripe in person Been in the Dells but thankfully didn't stop here. Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit.
milo Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit. Damn.... *leaves thread*
Samnmax221 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Posted August 10, 2006 I think you can handle it. Edit: Hey! Golf in a Funeral Parlor!
Poopdogjr Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I've always wanted to take a cross ountry road trip and visit places like this. So I can get there, and complain how lame it is, and how I want to get the hell out of there. It would be great fun. I have been inside a giant sperm whale outside a science center. I couldn't find any pics of it. So use your imagination. Also, it might not have been a sperm whale, it could have been a humpback or some or kind of whale. Hee hee dirty named whales.
Samnmax221 Posted August 12, 2006 Author Posted August 12, 2006 Look out Brushguy it's evolution! Live hangings on the hour every hour!
Samnmax221 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Posted August 14, 2006 Speaking of Roadside attractions and Boo Radley, I'll be gone till friday so don't overly mis-behave.
Samnmax221 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Posted August 14, 2006 Wiconsin Dells. Leaving at 8 tommorow morning.
Samnmax221 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Posted August 14, 2006 Yah, this'll be the second time, although last time it was in the dead of winter so none of the good stuff was open.
Samnmax221 Posted August 19, 2006 Author Posted August 19, 2006 Well I'm back, I'm alive, I didn't get in too much trouble, and now you will all beg me to regale you with tales of my exploits.
itchythesamurai Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Yes, I've been to Gatorland. People from all over the world were there, making fun of the redneck wrassling a gator. Fun was had by all.
milo Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Well I'm back, I'm alive, I didn't get in too much trouble, and now you will all beg me to regale you with tales of my exploits. Tell us.
Samnmax221 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Posted August 27, 2006 Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time. I rode the ****ing DUKWs I rode the ****ing Jet Boat I rode "Hades" the ****ing biggest Coaster in the Dells I was rude to several Life guards (as everyone should be) They had really crappy cable selection in the hotel because they have to apeal to ****ing family oriented people, so I have to get ****ed because some little christian kid isn't allowed to see titties.
milo Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time. Wajda do? Spit Loogies off the coasters?
Samnmax221 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Posted August 27, 2006 Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea. EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn
milo Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea. EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn You got sunburned? Ha, you're a pasty faced bastard!
Samnmax221 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Posted August 27, 2006 It's Norweigen Ancestry, I was fine untill I didn't bother to grab my shirt out of the locker before standing in line for a flume, after standing in line for a ****ing hour. Could have been worse, 2 years ago I forgot to put sun-screen on the back off my knees and got 2nd degree burns there.
Samnmax221 Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 Speaking of Go-Karts, My moms Rav4 handles like one, thats why I hate it. Stossel-stache
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