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I think its hightime we have a discussion about crappy or non-crappy roadside attractions. Because they play a large role in Hit the Road and the Comics. We had a discussion a few years back about real locations across the country that resemble locations in Hit the Road but I think it's about time we discuss Roadside crap in general.(I've wanted to write up an article about it but apparently I haven't been sacrificing enough babies to the Jake statue)

 

 

I've seen this piece of tripe in person

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Been in the Dells but thankfully didn't stop here.

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Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit.

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I've always wanted to take a cross ountry road trip and visit places like this. So I can get there, and complain how lame it is, and how I want to get the hell out of there. It would be great fun.

 

I have been inside a giant sperm whale outside a science center. I couldn't find any pics of it. So use your imagination. Also, it might not have been a sperm whale, it could have been a humpback or some or kind of whale. Hee hee dirty named whales.

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Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time.

 

I rode the ****ing DUKWs

 

I rode the ****ing Jet Boat

 

I rode "Hades" the ****ing biggest Coaster in the Dells

 

I was rude to several Life guards (as everyone should be)

 

They had really crappy cable selection in the hotel because they have to apeal to ****ing family oriented people, so I have to get ****ed because some little christian kid isn't allowed to see titties.

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Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea.

 

EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn

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Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea.

 

EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn

You got sunburned? Ha, you're a pasty faced bastard!

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It's Norweigen Ancestry, I was fine untill I didn't bother to grab my shirt out of the locker before standing in line for a flume, after standing in line for a ****ing hour.

Could have been worse, 2 years ago I forgot to put sun-screen on the back off my knees and got 2nd degree burns there.

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Speaking of Go-Karts, My moms Rav4 handles like one, thats why I hate it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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