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NiKo

By NiKo
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DarthAve Newbie

DarthAve

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I have the reason that I don't wanna carry around a baby. Childbirth is scary, and I DON'T wanna go through that.

 

And don't say birthcontrol. Cause that would SUCK!

 

Mom-Hey Ave, you wanted to ask me somthing?

Ave-MOM I WANNA HAVE HOT SEX WITH BOYS. GO BUY ME PILLS SO I WON'T HAVE A KID!

DrMcCoy Newbie

DrMcCoy

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Well, you know some people have religious reasons too.

 

I count that as a immaturity, too...

 

And don't say birthcontrol. Cause that would SUCK!

 

Yep, too young...

 

Ave-MOM I WANNA HAVE HOT SEX WITH BOYS. GO BUY ME PILLS SO I WON'T HAVE A KID!

 

You can buy them (and condoms) yourself... And if you're arguing about the "Oh noes, but a child dies then!!11", from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same...

 

And you're too much of a virgin to comment on that!

 

You of all people should know that I'm not a virgin anymore... ;)

Joshi Newbie

Joshi

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from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same...

 

If you don't think she does that you obviously don't know much about it.

DrMcCoy Newbie

DrMcCoy

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If you don't think she does that you obviously don't know much about it.

 

I'm simply not sure how old she is. I think it was somewhere around 14, which is in the range where it starts, AFAIK, so there's a chance she doesn't do it.

 

Two slices of meat between two radiator sections do not count here.

 

You know we didn't stop there...

Joshi Newbie

Joshi

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I think she's 16 actually... I think.

 

And Girls have been known to start as early as 9 and it's not totally uncommon to start at around 12.

Ray Jones Newbie

Ray Jones

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Oooo. What do we have here? Professor Wise and Doctor Ass! Now may I, as father of a little girl, enlighten you, that girls have "it" the first time within the first days after birth?

 

:dozey:

 

What's for lunch?

DrMcCoy Newbie

DrMcCoy

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Well, it does vary from person to person and I honestly don't really care that much whether Ave is one of the early ones or not... And I probably shouldn't have gone from mental to physical immaturity...

Ray Jones Newbie

Ray Jones

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I'll report that post as being utterly offensive and violative to my rights and dignity as a straight white man aged 30. I will not tolerate such comments. If I chose not to act gay in any manner, you must respect this. And I warned you, but you didn't listen.

 

Now fear ter wrath of dem erdmins!!1

 

Wait, I'm a moderator myself, .. nah. I'm too lazy and upset do do this job myself. :¬:

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