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Ok, the question that we all want to know! And the movies never covered it!

 

Who would win in a brawl?

 

I think Amidala would win cause she is pretty, and Jar Jar would go all soft and just be too nice. Than Amidala would cheat and grap a pistol because since she is the leader of the good team, no one would care if she cheated.

And she would just start trying to kill him with her little pistol. Man I hate when your house's electricty flickers off so all the clocks are reset! Thank god for backup computer batteries. And amidala would eventually shoot jar jar enough that he DIES! yeh! and everyone claps and laughs. But the gungans attack to avenge jar jar(even though they think he is an idiot!). but the good guys have far more fancy stuff, so they just set up turrets that kill the gungans as they come running in! Than they clap and laugh some more.

THE END

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Ok, the question that we all want to know! And the movies never covered it!

 

Who would win in a brawl?

 

I think Amidala would win cause she is pretty, and Jar Jar would go all soft and just be too nice. Than Amidala would cheat and grap a pistol because since she is the leader of the good team, no one would care if she cheated.

And she would just start trying to kill him with her little pistol. Man I hate when your house's electricty flickers off so all the clocks are reset! Thank god for backup computer batteries. And amidala would eventually shoot jar jar enough that he DIES! yeh! and everyone claps and laughs. But the gungans attack to avenge jar jar(even though they think he is an idiot!). but the good guys have far more fancy stuff, so they just set up turrets that kill the gungans as they come running in! Than they clap and laugh some more.

THE END

You're either nine years old, retarded, or smoking lots of pot. And my eyes aren't watering yet...

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Ok, the question that we all want to know! And the movies never covered it!

 

Who would win in a brawl?

 

I think Amidala would win cause she is pretty, and Jar Jar would go all soft and just be too nice. Than Amidala would cheat and grap a pistol because since she is the leader of the good team, no one would care if she cheated.

And she would just start trying to kill him with her little pistol. Man I hate when your house's electricty flickers off so all the clocks are reset! Thank god for backup computer batteries. And amidala would eventually shoot jar jar enough that he DIES! yeh! and everyone claps and laughs. But the gungans attack to avenge jar jar(even though they think he is an idiot!). but the good guys have far more fancy stuff, so they just set up turrets that kill the gungans as they come running in! Than they clap and laugh some more.

 

*looks at post*

 

*Walks away thinking "WTF?"*

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Everyone - let's try and keep this civil. I've not seen many threads that can compare with this one in rudeness. Do we really need to go about saying "shutup" and call each other morons, retards, and say people are smoking pot? If common sense doesn't tell you this is impolite, the forum rules do.

 

I've sent a report to the moderators about this. They should calm down (or lock) this thread soon. :)

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My god, what did you kids eat today ? This thread is terrible.

 

neal8929: Please post more coherently and think twice before making retarded threads, this doesn't make you look very good. Also, you should refrain from flaming and flamebaiting other users. consider this your first warning.

 

Davinq: Plesae stop spamming. If there is nothing to say, say nothing.

 

Halo_92: Same thing, stop spamming.

 

Fealiks: Be nice please... Also, you can delete your posts through the "edit post" interface.

 

 

Shame on you all, didn't you learn not to feed the trolls ? :disaprove

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