Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 Review of the most bizarre game ever, Horrible Demon 2, courtesy of the late () WinAce. The game revolves around a stupid Swedish boy, Nils, who's trying to memorize his history work with his sister, who is, coincidentally, a sorceress. The history lesson is about a boy who killed a demon by hitting it with a rock, earning the right to half the kingdom. The two kids decide to summon a demon to kil it with a rock, but then remember that they don't have a rock, so the demon blows their house to Holy Hell and kidnaps the girl. ...It gets worse from there... Read the readme, laugh at the idiocy, and then watch the summary below. Game summary:
MrWally Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 I couldn't finish watching the little clip from the game. I had to go flush my eyes out with water after they started bleeding. How horrible.
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 10, 2006 Author Posted October 10, 2006 My question is how on Earth it got published. Everyone make bad games now and then (although that one is exceptionally bad), but getting them on the market... I couldn't finish watching the little clip from the game.Me neither. I have my "Patience with Idiots"-diploma from watching a 1 1/2 hours speech by Kent Hovind, but that horrible game defeated me:(.
MrWally Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 wow.... for whatever reason.... I now have a great urge to.... PLAY it.... Somebody shoot me.
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 10, 2006 Author Posted October 10, 2006 I'll cook you together a re-make with RPG Maker XP. Coming your way:D.
MrWally Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 wait! "Horrible Demon 2" There was a prequel to this? hahaha
TSR Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 I want. I watched about 5 mins of the summary. I found it amazingly Ironic how he got taught the "heal magic" from the guy that was about tio die... and a stone? If thats all it takes to defeat a demon, I'm single again! hurrah!
MrWally Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 and a stone? If thats all it takes to defeat a demon, I'm single again! hurrah! O_O You shoulda seen my face when I read that
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 10, 2006 Author Posted October 10, 2006 and a stone? If thats all it takes to defeat a demon, I'm single again! hurrah!
MagnaGuard Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 It would take more than a stone to kill a demon, even in (my opinion) a cheap and lame video game. *sigh*
MrWally Posted October 10, 2006 Posted October 10, 2006 Or maybe it's not a rock at all... but a seed. [/pixar reference]
TSR Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 It would take more than a stone to kill a demon, even in (my opinion) a cheap and lame video game. *sigh* Thats the funny and ironic part...
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