DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 "Hey sup?" Ave said walking up to the cameras with her stolen purses and a phantom mask on to hide the zombie flesh. "Yeah, I'm just rocking to the Phantoms." She pointed to Michael Crawford butsing out some mad pipes while Emmy Rossum and Gererd Butler sang 'Point of no Return'. "Yeah, this is Lon's mask." Ave said. Lon than appeared on the camera and was all rawr. Cookie fainted then at the horra! "FLESH!!" Mayhem and Ave yelled. Then they precedied to eat the reporter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 So is this the official ending of it now? Or is this just another side story of the whole saga? NE wayz here goes. Wizard had succeded in getting more signatures then Ross. He had done the impossible. He gloated in his victory. He was so confident that he summoned up an ULTIMATE BOOMBOX. The animaition for it was a 5 minute long FMV and many people lost intrest in what was going on for that period of time. some got coffee. Others stabbed eachother with sharp objects found about. When it was finally over, the Wizard had used all his MP points and boombox materia. But he had created an undead boombox which was supa evil. He then put in a CD from the future. (He's a magicain, he can go into the future and buy future CDs, as long as they aren't mp3 incompatible or some other lame wizard restricitons that are lame. The futre CD was micheal Jackson's thriller. Re-made in the future by freak micheal jackson in a vain attempt at milking his name to get money to pay off children he has molested and or eaten. This Cd was cursed too. He put it in and turned the volume to 10! He started it up. Windows and stuff started shattering. But he wasn't satisfied. He turned it up to 11. Zombies started all dancing to the beat. And also exploding cuz, thier zombie brains couldn't take the explosion of jacksonness. Freakin stuff was exploding and dying left and right, but he wanted more to celebrate his evil victory for Pirate. HE waved his wand and magically made the volume knob get a 12! which he then turned the volume to. Zombies were begging him not to, as their zombieness couldn't keep up with the Jacksonness. But it didn't matter. The bar was raised. Zombies started dancing supa fast and supa crazy to a supa evil cd, played on a supa evil boom box, summoned by a supa evil wiazard, working for a supa evil pirate. Ross was pissed. He had he gone on a murdering spree for nothing? What would happen if Pirate actually won the election? Would he make a better president then George Bush? What is the current time condition in China land right now? All these questions raced through his head. And then pee started racing down his pants. HARD. So hard it ripped a hole at the bottom of his pants. So hard that it made a dent in the floor, and then proceded to smash through the floor at and extreme speed causing parts of the floor to even catch fire. He pissed his pants not in fear, or lack of bathroom breaks or bowel control. This was NINJA ANGER PEE. And not a force known on this planet or any other planet for that matter could contain such a torrent of powa and anger. It traveled through the Earth's crust made a straight line throuhgout the entire planet. It bored thrugh rock and metal that humans even thousands of years in the future would deem unbreakeable except from ninja urine. It sliced through the strongest and sharpest diamonds like they were gummi bears melting in the sun. It eventually busted out in Australia somewhere as an insanely massive pee volcano. The eurption could be seen from space as millions of gallons of pee shot up throught the Earths on placid crust into and explosion of yellow. The whole planet was moved off it's axis. Thousands were killed. But they all died with smiles on their faces. For even as they were drowning in urine, they took solace in the fact that they knew this pee meant that a pirate or a wizard somewhere had an ass whuppin' commin to them. And it would be glorious. Ross finally stpped peeing. Everyone just stared. He had his head down, so you still couldn't see his face. But you knew he was supa mad. Also he farted real loud. And it sounded like it might have been a messy one. But it wasn't, cuz Ninja don't roll like that son. Ross spun backwards, in a swirling motion of awesomeness and magic. And then whipped around again throwing his shiled at like 50000000000 km/cm/mm/mph/lightyears an hour right at Wizard. It was supa fast like. It created a sonic boom, and killed 5 babies in nearby states.You could barely even see it. All you could make out were some major speed lines. And it was headed straight for Wizard's dome piece..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 (That's a dramatic ending. I'll jazz it up a little.) "Wow." Ave said crawling out of rubble. "HE has issues!" Funny music played than the screen went black and the credits rolled. "gayest. movie. ever." Said a fat guy named Greg in the audiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I like that fat guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 The fat guy has no name. Let's call him Greg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 He needs a backstory. Full of suspense and drama. Also explosions, dogs and magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 OK!! Greg Stapleton was born in Kentucky. He lived a simple life, that of a fat kid! He grew up and opened a game resale shop. It closed because it got BLOWNED UP BY DRUNK PIRATES!! He made a frowney face. Although he still had his ticket to see They Might Be Giants in concert. So he went to the concert and ROCKEDD!! Than he got a puppy named Corr Jr. Named after Samual Corriander, his cousin from an RPG FARRRRRRRRRR off into another website. He decided one day to see the latest zombie film ZOMBIES ATTACK!! with his fat girlfriend Claire, which is a fat girl's name. This movie sucked, so he went home and played WoW for a loooooooooonggggg time. He died in 2016, because he get's stabbed, after standing in line for two weeks to buy a game system, by a ghetto fool that wants to steal his PS7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 And she danced. Mayhem danced while eating the reporter's brain. And she 'sploded too. Other weird stuff happened too. The screen faded to black, Mayhem's guts on the floor ... and the credits rolled ... A movie brought to you by WishyWashy Alternate Universe Productions ... ... Directed by the collaberative efforts of Quentin Tarantino, Sophia Coppola, Peter Jackson, Stephen Speilberg, and Tim Burton ... ... Production by Jerry Bruckheimer ... .... Starring .... Mayhem got up from her seat, throwing her popcorn to the floor, "I was played by her? She wasn't bad, her acting was actually real good but she didn't really look like me ... she looked alot hawtter!". Epert and Roepert who had been a row behind her got up, flashing the screen a thumbs-down and wistfully walked away, "Too short and the pacing was questionable ... the choreagraphy was slapdash at best ..." Gloria's fat inner critic , Jasper had been watching from an armrest, spewing obceneties none would dare type. Mayhem sighed and turned to face her friends as the movie lights began to litgh back up, "We spent all our money to fund this? Sure it was cool to be in a movie and all but face it : it sucked. I still dont get what just happened..." "Wanna get some Jamba AND Juice?" Someone asked. "Sure" the RD gang all said. And like that, ignoring the theme music playing in the background, the RD gang walked out of the theater and into the neighboring mall for smoothies... FIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 "So now this Zombie RPG is turning into a real life RPG?" Ave asked. "I WANT MY BLUE HAIR!!!" "Yep, it's real life!" Said a random Smon fangirl. "MARRY ME BRANDON!!!!" Smon ran away from teh fangirl. "I want a fanboy." Ave sulked and made a face like this :'< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 ... I dunno. See, this is the thing about RP's that actually end. RP's are suppose to suffer a slow agonizing death. If they actually *end*, it's hard to tell who ends it and how, and not everyone agrees. The ZA! RP is over, we basically all sunk our cash into making the movie, which was the whole LAST 4 PAGES and were dissapointed (well DUH). If it turns into an real-life RP though, that's cool too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I say it be real life, cause I've never been in a 4 page RPG. Xp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Wait! i must do a news report on this issue at the microsoft mall!!!! Give me a day to do this before completly closing it down, Though it might take awhile.(Caus I'm going to church) It will be an awesome report covering pretty much everyone involved.(Yes, even you jmac) Covering events That happened and such things such as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Revived to refresh memories. This is a really good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 Oh hell yeah! I loved this RP - every now and then I will leaf through because it was just that good. Good times man, good times . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Anybody got a cupcake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Nope, try that unicycling clown with a bomb in each hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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