Happy Holidays!!

[Samnmax221]

Big boobs are a plus, but you can always make up for small mammaries with a ravenous sex drive.

You could have asked if it was normal, but you didn't. :cry:

[Davinq]

I refuse to talk about... *ahem* December holidays until it is December, thank you.

[St. Jimmy]

I refuse to talk full stop. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!

[Davinq]

Arg, my mum's makin' me get the... December decorations down today.

[itchythesamurai]

Why couldn't you just say Jesus decorations like a normal person, Davinq? No need to be so politically correct on the Internet.

[Samnmax221]

...and then Atheist Clause *erm Richard Dawkins slides down the chimney to give Microscopes and pron to all the good little nonbelievers.

[itchythesamurai]

Hah, don't be foolish, we all know you can't have morals without religion.

[Samnmax221]

Hah, don't be foolish, we all know you can't have morals without religion.

Jezuz is the one thing keeping me from buying a blowup doll and wiping out all the Aborigines.

[itchythesamurai]

Jezuz is the one thing keeping me from buying a blowup doll and wiping out all the Aborigines.

 

I feel like those two events are connected somehow. You would give this sex toy to the Aborigine people in order to teach them to objectify women, which will, in due time, lead to dwindling numbers and the downfall of their society? Ingenious!

[Samnmax221]

I feel like those two events are connected somehow. You would give this sex toy to the Aborigine people in order to teach them to objectify women, which will, in due time, lead to dwindling numbers and the downfall of their society? Ingenious!

No I was going to stick my harbl in it.

[DarthAve]

I decorated my christmas tree yesterday. If I had a camera, I would so take a picture, cause it's the greatest.

[Poopdogjr]

I tried to put a turkey on my christmas tree in an attempt to kill two birds with one stone. All I succeded in doing though was killing one bird with a tree....

[St. Jimmy]

*chuckles* ^That was freakin' hilarious.