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Samnmax221 Newbie

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Heh, I had a teacher whose husband had been to prison, and she told us a story about how he knew a guy who was only in there for one day. He was raped so violently and so much that his intestines literally turned to mush and just oozed out of his rectum.

I had a teacher who taught at a SUPERMAX for a while, had to do it from behind Plexiglas (Which came in handy when one of the inmates threw a desk at him). Best teacher in the School as far as I'm concerned, I've got 2nd semester English with him.

itchythesamurai Newbie

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I had a teacher who taught at a SUPERMAX for a while, had to do it from behind Plexiglas (Which came in handy when one of the inmates threw a desk at him). Best teacher in the School as far as I'm concerned, I've got 2nd semester English with him.

 

Next semester will be the only out of twenty-six where I've had a majority of my teachers be dudes. It's scientifically proven that you learn better from members of the same sex. Looking forward to a more manly education in college, woo!

zelda 41 Newbie

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My language arts teacher is like 30, and is an ex- cheerleader who acts preppy and snobby. She's so b****y and perky, it's scary.

 

And this other wierd, but hot teacher is like 25 and he dresses like a high school jock, always wearing friggin baggy clothes, and his shirts and hoddies down to his knees.

 

Great influances these days

DarthAve Newbie

DarthAve

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Nother unanswered question...

 

If Psychonauts had stuch to the plan of being an xbox only release, who wouldn't be here today? I would still,

 

"I HAVE A CAR!"

"YOU HAVE A CAR?"

"NO IT IS ACTUALLY A BOX. AN XBOX."

"THATS BIG!"

"LOL"

TEH END.

Davinq Newbie

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I have an unanswered question. I want to hear everyone's take on this.

 

Ahem... do you think love is merely a hormone crafted by the human body that consumes them with the overwhelming instinct to reproduce?

 

edit: my next post is my 1,000th!

DarthAve Newbie

DarthAve

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I think love is when you see someone and you just get that thing inside of you that says "I want to have your babies and sleep in the same bed as you." It's not a hormone, probably more of an....instinct.

Miss_Mayhem Newbie

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... I'll commit to an avatar for at least a month ...

 

And only male teachers? All I've had up till recently were women. As for that love thing ... I think that love was a nonexistant emotion up until it was in humanities best interest to feel a bond with the people they would have to endure living life with. IMO, love was originally a very primal emotion who's purpose was to keep humans together. Cuz face it, as a species compared to sharks or bears, we're pathetic. We only persevered with both numbers and ingenuity. Now a days we've really gone off a tangent of any original purpose (coughcontinuationofthespeciescough) seeing as people try to stave off childbirth for as long as possible and our main interests aren't in keeping the species alive. It's quite possible that there would be too many humans on the planet. Love is a byproduct of those early days that carried over to the modern day, and we've put more meaning behind the chemical reactions in our brains.

DarthAve Newbie

DarthAve

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@ Ave: Eww... Is that how you feel about Hot Gym Guy?

The first part no. Childbirth scares me.

 

the sleep in the same bed? YES, but have nothing happen. I'm pro abstinence.

DarthAve Newbie

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She's talking about having babies with some guy she wants to go triple X with.

 

 

:p

~headsmack~ NO SECKS FOR AVE TILL THERE'S A WEDDING

 

abstinence bro. And Childbirth... HELL NO!

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