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"She'sh like a... ghoshtly shpirit or shumtink," Davinq stammered. "Thish shkool ish like... friggin haunted nowsh...

 

"Can I bunk wish you guysh? I don't wanna be killed in my shleep!" With that, Davinq fell asleep on the floor of Lex's dorm.

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"Welcome, to the best cafeteria in the school" said Psycho as he opened the gold laced doors to a wondrous land of smells and taste.

 

At the doorways were Tim and Jim, the twins, who lead them to a table.

 

"May I take your order" said Tim and Jim simultaneously.

 

"What do you recommend for breakfast?" said Psycho.

 

"I, I mean we, recommend the gourmet French toast with a special honey maple dipping sauce."

 

"I'll take that. What do you guys want?" said Psycho.

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Davinq bolts down his french toast, then realizes he's allergic to eggs!

 

"blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Help me amangaewmaaatsees! It's kfoisllilling meeeeee!"

 

"Quick, someone call poison control!" Someone shouted.

 

Amidst the chaos, a certain blonde-haired slut quietly exited the cafeteria, her work done.

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Lex whips out her cell and is able to get poison control down before Dav went into shock. As the chaos cleared, Lex noticed clumps of died green hair scattered on the floor. She chuckled.

"Well, she's going bald too,"

"What are you talking about?" Mayhem look over her shoulder. Lex merely had to point at the fur for everyone to understand. This Bitch just doesn't die.

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Mayhem forced Dav to swallow a mysterious jellybean. Within moments, he was sputtering but alright.

 

"What was that!?"

 

Mayhem waggled a little plastic bag of jellybeans, "Food from heaven. So friggin healthy it can cure comas and braindamage on earth...why did no one attend my funeral!?!?"

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"Funeral? What the hell are you talking about? You look pretty... er, pretty alive to me."

 

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Dav was back.

 

he took several deep breaths, then slowly stood up.

 

"Food poisoning. Yet further evidence that this school is now being haunted by Bitchface. I knew we'd pay for hanging her on the flagpole! Now she'll haunt us for all eternity!"

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"Dont you remember?" Mayhem pouted with crossed arms and obviously offended, "I was on the way to the mall with Lex - we were at the trolley station. Then a giant hawk swooped down and carried me away! She fed me to her babies. Then I died. But I can reincarnate myself whenever I like."

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"Let's get all this Dark nonsense out of our heads. Isn't there a beach around here?" Ave threw her spoon at a kid with a monocle sitting behind her.

"I think there's one withen walking distance."It's called Lake Cheshire, but it's pretty secluded. I've been there before and can probably find it."

"Let's go then! Get Dark off our minds, do some swimming." Ave stood up and pushed her chair in. "You guys in."

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Davinq walked out of his dorm... in a SPEEDO. Not. He came out with a perfectly normal swimsuit, and, with a towel over his shoulder, grew wings and flew over to the lake.

 

"I thought we were going to the beach today! What's taking everybody so long?"

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