Davinq Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 US Government = WAR IN IRAQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Seriously guys, are you trying to get Homeland Security to spy on us? Now I have to scrap all current plans and go back to square one just to be safe. Thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 War in Iraq = pointless = yo momma jokes = itchythesamurai = really fat mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Mmmmmmmmm Faaaaaaaaaaat................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Hey, she's fat, but not like crazy fat. She's lost one of her children and survived ovarian cancer but had to get all of her equipment removed. Cut her a break, yeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Yo momma's so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and the prices went down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 really fat mom= your mom= slut= anna nicole smith= dead= death= emoness= creepy= crazy= dilusional= Mayhem= dangerously smart= knowing too much= spying= war= OH NOES! THE STUPID WAR IN IRAQ!!! *splodes from over-onnection* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 ... Breathe. It's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 10, 2007 Author Share Posted February 10, 2007 Shnaps. It seems as if it's impossible for anything to NOT connect to the war in Iraq. I'll start from spying. spying = Splinter Cell = Sam Fisher = sexy = Will Smith = Denzel Washington = Washington = George Washington = ... Oh crap, not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 This is kinda scary guys... Some one hold me? *sniffles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 *Davinq holds turtlefreak, then drops her as the dead supermodel (whatsername again?) walks by.* Hey! I bet I could tie her to the war in iraq! Dead supermodel lady = dead = death = violence = weapons... here we go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 *Turtlefreak kicks Dav and dusts her self off* So we have established that everything ties in to the war in Iraq. Try tying stuff into... er... any new topics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I just noticed your new face Lex. I love the llama song! here's a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never say the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now is it all so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck here's a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never say the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now is it all so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck here's a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never say the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now is it all so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck here's a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never say the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now is it all so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck here's a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never say the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now is it all so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck... XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Hey, do any of you guys know the Censor Song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 weapons = guns = nra = crazy conservative old men that hate gays = that one guy from that one movie by michael moore i don't remember if it was bowling for columbine or that other ****ty one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Hey, do any of you guys know the Censor Song? What. The. Hell. Was. That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I could say the same thing about your Llama song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 What. The. Hell. Was. That. Clearly you have never played Psychonauts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 *Gasp* You have yet to play Pnauts, Dav? I get to kick you now, all those whove played it get to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 No, no, don't get me wrong I've played it. A long, long, time ago. But I hate spinoffs of the original, in this case the llama song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Darn, you must hate Pnauts fanfiction toon-- and there is some good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 You never know, occasionally the copy is way better than the original. Lookime I'm White and Nerdy, can't you see I'm White and Nerdy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I love that song! They see me mowin’ My front lawn I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy? Look at me, I’m white and nerdy I wanna roll with The gangstas But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy I’m just too white and nerdy. Really really white and nerdy. First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You’ll find that they’re quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawking’s in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze There’s no killer app I haven’t run At Pascal, well I’m number one Do vector calculus just for fun I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun Happy Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon They see me roll on My Segway I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy Look at me, I’m white and nerdy I’d like to roll with The gangstas Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy I’m just too white and nerdy How’d I get so white and nerdy I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for ‘em all Even made a homepage for my dog Yo, I got myself a fanny pack They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop, pop, hope no one sees me Gettin’ freaky I’m nerdy in the extreme And whiter than sour cream I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team Only question I Ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk Or do I like Picard Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin’ They laughin’ And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy Just because I’m white and nerdy Just because I’m white and nerdy All because I’m white and nerdy Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy I wanna bowl with The gangstas But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy I’m just too white and nerdy Look at me, I’m white and nerdy Hahaha *rocks out to song on computer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 I can rap it okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Weird Al rocks!... rocks = stones = something Frenchmen lack between their legs. French = Bonaparte = Fred = Psychonauts = censors = NOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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