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I just want an internet husband. And what if I'm lying about my age so the rapist can come get me? What if I'm actually a cop sitting outside jmac's window waiting for reinforcements to arrive before I bust him?

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We will get pizza in Italy, sadly I am short on fundage- so you must provide the plane tickets as well as the rental cars. It will be a most excellent lunch, and then we will fly to japan for dinner. Of course, you aren't used to jetlag so you will be asleep and I will be left alone to dine on the sushi with hot japanese boys. When you wake up, you will unfortunately have been mugged and as such I will have to pull some favors with my new bf (the reining DDR king) to fly us home in time for breakfast.

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DON'T COME CRAWLING BACK WHEN YOU REALISE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MULTI-BUJILLIONAIRE. ARE MY BILLIONS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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I just want an internet husband. And what if I'm lying about my age so the rapist can come get me? What if I'm actually a cop sitting outside jmac's window waiting for reinforcements to arrive before I bust him?

 

Hey you can be my other wife!

 

There are no laws about e-polygamy.

 

It'll be kinda like we are friends but I just buy you and Turtle expensive e-stuff!!!

 

EDIT:I double-posted becasue I saw a opurtuntity and took it.

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Yeah did you ever tape her in action for me like I asked?

Aw **** mate, I forgot, sorry. I'd better get it this week, she's moving over midwinter break. :(

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