Serpentine Cougar Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Why would I do that in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 B/C you needed to make that next big payment and being a jackass was the only feasible way you could do it within the time period needed. Would you please go rickroll someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Why would I do such a cruel thing? Rick has already rolled himself to death. Why is rickroll so overused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 It will never be overused. It just won't die. It has happened to me so many times I do it now. Why haven't you nuked that Darth Gardener fellow--all he does is launch manure and pianos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I haven't nuked him yet. I'm waiting until Thanksgiving, so I can wipe out the entire manure and piano launching lot of them!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Why have you not started throwing manure and pianos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 The cows are still constipated. If a bear sh*ts in the woods and there's no one there to smell it, does it still stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Oh, always. Why are PCs/consoles better than the other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 B/c the other is only a typewriter. Where do martians go in the winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 They come here. Then, you know what happens... WHERE ARE THE MARTIANS! TELL ME NOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Uhh, I think they robbed tha quick mart, dude. Uh-huhuh. Which lucky video game females will be fit to join my electronic harem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Anyone w/ a "top" measurement of >44EEE. Why is the Tropic of Cancer bad for your health? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Because Cancer is bad for everyone, especially when it's name is tropic, it must be exotic and colorful..... What do you do with a Drunken Sailor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You really don't want me to answer that... Why is it that 3 out of every 5 times I see the chief, he's eating doughnuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 B/c 3 out of 5 times you see him he's scarfing on of your doughnuts. When you fart in public, who should you blame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Stupid standing to the right of me. Why is is that every time I ride the public bus, the bumpy ride gives me wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Maybe you should watch where you put your hands when in public. If you're a pathological liar, can you even believe yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 That's a loaded question, just like that bear who left a load on your porch. How many times hav I told you you can't wash your porch with ammonia based cleaner b/c it will attract the wild animals? Are you capable of telling the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 You can't handle the truth!!! Where's your momma, fool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 If you don't know, just like a dick4, I ain't telling you. What eats crumpets, is an attention whore, and can't seem to pull its face out of donkey ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Britain's Home Secretrary? Why does Ronald McDonald wear a clown suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 B/C the only alternative at the time of founding was a tootoo. DAMMIT, how many times have I told you to TAKE that stupid ****ing hat off when you come into my office, you prick?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 But your wife said to wear it b/c it was your favorite. Where is waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 He's Dat B@stard who drank all the whiskey. And Waldo also got to Rex's cabinet stash in Amsterdam, too. Why is it that every time I get a taco you want a bite of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Didn't you mean ewe? Does waldo have a drinking problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I don't know. He says hoe doesn't like the booze, just really likes how it tastes. Why does Kenny have to die so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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