CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I am going to summon the Army of Bob, and conquer the world with the Power of Bob backing me up. Where can I find Bob!!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You can't find Bob, only Bob can find you. Why doesn't Bob like you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 No, Bob is my friend. He is not against me, because Bob is awesome:D Why does Bob not like YOU!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 If Bob is your friend....why does he hide from you and tell me not to let you know where he is? When do you think Bob will finally tell you the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 He tells you the truth when it suits him. When do you think Bob will buy a suit to wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Bob doesn't wear suits.....suits wear Bob. Who is Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Apparently he's a guy who can't even assert control over his own cloths. Do you think that not being able to assert control over your own cloths would suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 No, not if it were battle armor. Why do you question the BOB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 B/c he told me too. Why DON"T you question the BOB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Because to do so would be inviting calamity upon my head. What's the biggest calamity you've never faced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Question the BOB. What's YOUR biggest calamity you've faced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Not questioning the Bob. Where does Bob go to get away from it all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I don't know, but it sure isn't this thread... How can someone love and hate something at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I do not know, but the Bob might. Ask the Bob why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Why? Why does Bob hide behind a curtain, railing about being the mighty Oz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Because he's less intimidating without it. Who is this Bob person anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Bob is a sponge. Why does everyone want to see Beavis' "unit"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 To make sure it's not stuck in Butt's head. Why is Bob such a sponge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 B/C he got sponged by that one pink...thing... Why do chicks laugh when you tickle them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 To keep from crying. Why are you tickling barnyard animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 B/c I am bored of tickling smell humans. why do you work an office job now? Was that executioner job not satisfying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Ran out of victims, er I mean, perps. Now killing livlihoods instead of lives. When is enough too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 When it is too much. Simple. Why are you killing livelyhoods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 It's fun. Why does chicken not taste like chicken when everything else does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataris Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 If that were true, chicken wouldn't be chicken, therefore, nothing is at it seems, therefore the universe might as well explode. Which would be pretty cool for a few seconds. Why does mac and cheese totally rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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