Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 The world is not as it seems, so while it doesn't *totally* rock, it amkes you *think it totally rocks* which is just as good for a few minutes. Who the **** keep playing that music, every time I say "sugar Bear"?! (hint "big money hustlas" near the end) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Noone. It's all in your head. Am I WTFy enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Ummmm...is this a trick question? Repeat, is this a trick question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Uhh no this is a trick question: to fart or not to fart....who stole that part? Why can't people in this country drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 B/c most of us aren't into golf. Drive where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 To disneyland of course. Where is my prosciutto pizza, dammit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 It has developed legs and run away. Where is my double barreled pizza of pepperoni!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 It doesn't exist. Why does GTA:SWCity seem to think I'm a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 'Cuz yer avatar looks mighty purdy when I get drunk. Why are there no rats in my garbage?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Cause the cockroaches et 'em. How many rats can a cockroach eat if a cockroach would eat rats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Uhh...the square root of negative one divided by the answer to quadratic (7x^2)+(57x)+90/2*89.172 number of rats, of course. Why is it in this precinct I'm surrounded either by corrupt cops on Sweets' payroll, or incompetent pidgeon faced ****s like Harry Cox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You should pick your friends more carefully. How come the Pink Panther is so blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You'd be like that too if you had to be Pink all day. Why must the Pink Panther be Pink??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 B/C it would not be pink otherwise. Why is it that every time I have to give someone a cavity search, they squirm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Be on the receiving end for once and you'll see why. Why is Pink Floyd not Pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Because he's too Floydian. Why is the grass green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 B/c it isn't bluegrass...you silly. =============================== Be on the receiving end for once and you'll see why <PLAF!> Oh I'm sorry--did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Was that some kind of an offer? What does a a dumpster look like? =============================== Why is it every time I drink gasoline I always **** my pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Because you like to smell really bad. Why do you like to smell sooo bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 WHAT!? I didn't know! WAHHHHHHH!! *Runs away* Why do you smell so bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 B/c I was standing downwind of you. Who's the boss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I am. Get me my newspaper and my cigar, dammit! What is it you wish, dumb one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I am your tax collector. I want your money, but seeing as you won't give it, these fine gentlemen with AK-47s will not let you pay anymore taxes. Permanently. What is it, meatbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataris Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 HK-47 wants his quote back. And trust me, he'll take it. What is it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 It isn't what it isn't. Why is it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Well, it is not because it's not, it's because it's SNOT! Why does Totenkopf drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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