Totenkopf Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 No, but they might give a jack's ass. What do you do if after throwing up in the toilet it throws up back at you?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 I'd take it for a truck ride because it would be my new best friend. How many psychiatrists does it take to unscrew an infra-bulb?
Totenkopf Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 Only one, if he's Chuck Norris. Why is Chuck Norris (along w/Red Foreman of course) always kicking you in the ass?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 hey aren't. They are kicking a boomer in the ass. *covers up with tarp* Why did you roll the tire off the hill before beavis was fully inside it?
Totenkopf Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 Wanted to let him have an even wilder ride down the hill and off the cliff. Is Zed really dead?
Alkonium Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 Probably. I don't know. What would you do if a guest at your house went to use your bathroom, only for them to run out and demand a fire extinguisher moments after flushing?
Totenkopf Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 Probably shoot them w/my shotgun than put out the fire. What if you were that person?
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 I'd attempt to explain myself. How would such a situation even be possible?
purifier Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 Smoking and passing gas at the same time. Safety Tip: Never smoke and pass gas in a enclosed environment. (Example: bathrooms, closets.) Make sure there is proper ventilation, if it's an emergency. The devastation from the fireballs can be dangerous to your ass and the community around you. *This a message from your local health a safety inspector* What if that actually happened on a nuclear scale?
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 We'd all be dead. Do you like the smell of Adventure?
Totenkopf Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Don't know, never dated her. If Socrates knows he knows nothing, ain't that something?
purifier Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Well no.....because he wouldn't know what you were talking about. What if he made that statement, as a secret philosphical message, to those in the knowing?
Alkonium Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 That seems likely. Isn't the whole point of his statement that humility is key to wisdom?
purifier Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 You sir...are close to the knowing. Isn't the whole point of his statement that humility is key to wisdom? Actually, it goes deeper than that Alkonium...it's the refusal to identify with any mental self made labeled identity (example: intelligent, knowledgeable, beautiful, and so on), which results in the eventual surrender of one's own created ego. (Identifying with worldly descriptive labels creates ego.) What if everbody did that, do away with their egos so they don't feel threatened from time to time, would there be less conflict in this world?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 No. Some douchenick would ruin it. We would have a new oppressor. (BTW nice use of what if outside its thread. ) If it's currently 10:04 PM and you're swimming through glitter infused tomato soup, what are you planning to wear to the next furries cosplay?
Totenkopf Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Your skin......after I remove it from your body. What would happen if GTA all of a sudden decided to make nice on this thread and stop picking at others (boy, I'm getting bored just thinking about something like that)?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Someone would need to take my place. Someone who could fight n00bz and doesn't afraid of anything. (Thank you for the referral Sabrez) Someone who has pet rats the size of wolves, like purifier. Someone who can make moderators fluff up like turkeys. Someone who knows how to kick ass and chew bubblegum like Totenkopf. Someone that sexorizes moms like Dath. Someone...with a sick and twisted fetish for torturing douchebags. A person unashamed and willing to hit it with a crowbar like Grodon Freeman. A guy willing to drive a tank through your front livingrooom window like Commander Q. Why do you keep spamming public vent servers with disgusting sounds?
Totenkopf Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 'cuz I've got balls of steel! I've got balls of steel! Was I supposed to say "what?" again?
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 Probably not. Why does eating a deodorant universe cause me to grow six more heads?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 Because that's the secret to making a double-up mutation of those 3 headed gigantic dragon! SHHH! Stop giving away secrets on evolution and mutation! Is it a bad idea to use a Co2 laser on glass?
purifier Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Depends on whether the glass has a reflective mirror behind/underneath it. How is a raven like a writing desk? (I really must know.)
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 They're both susceptible to fire. Is "Celebriwhy" a good label for people who are famous for no discernible reason?
Canaan Sadow Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 OF COURSE NOT! That's the term for Paris Hilton. What's the number for 911?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Go look it up. Do you want douche or trash on that sno-cone?
Totenkopf Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Doesn't matter either way b/c it's going right into your face. Where is what?
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