Darth Avlectus Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 Umm, snuggie because your dog needs to look like a douchebag too. (BTW that was a Tourettes guy reference I made but I wager you probably wouldn't watch someone who has obvious mental disabilities and a tick that causes him to randomly blurt and scream stupid stuff--75% of which contain obscenities.) Who's hating on the ninja turtles?
Alkonium Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 The usual haters. Is a fire alarm on fire alarming enough to say it still technically works?
purifier Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Yes, because it's really buzzing it's ass off by then. How do you get any sleep, when people tell you to "sleep with one eye open"?
Alkonium Posted July 24, 2011 Posted July 24, 2011 By not listening to them. How well can you recharge batteries by microwaving them?
purifier Posted July 24, 2011 Posted July 24, 2011 You mean before they explode? Well done, I suppose. Why is Captain America a Captain, shouldn't he be a General instead?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 24, 2011 Posted July 24, 2011 The same reason General Grievous was not called cyborg murderer. Where did Beavis go?
Totenkopf Posted July 25, 2011 Posted July 25, 2011 His butt headed off into space with an assist from Red Foreman. Why did GTA go play in traffic, when instead he could have had fun in a town full of vice?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 25, 2011 Posted July 25, 2011 Destroying vehicles of course. Why is Totenkopf continuing to be so paranoid?
Totenkopf Posted July 25, 2011 Posted July 25, 2011 U don't need to know. Why is GTA so paranoid about paranoia?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 25, 2011 Posted July 25, 2011 ^^^Actually it's amusement. Were you the one that stole over $500 with of $*** from tourettes guy's place?
purifier Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 I didn't know his $*** was worth over $500. He must crap out some really gold poopys. Why is the #2 pencil so popular, whatever happened to #1 pencil?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Just use a #22 pencil instead. Are you this way by choice or should I blame your parents?
Totenkopf Posted July 27, 2011 Posted July 27, 2011 I blame your parents. Can M r. T really hack a night-elf mohawk into WoW?
Alkonium Posted July 27, 2011 Posted July 27, 2011 Yes, but it would cause the server to burst into flames out of sheer awesomeness. Is Dead the new Alive?
purifier Posted July 27, 2011 Posted July 27, 2011 It is if your a Necromonger, they love the dead because as a Necromonger "you keep what you kill". How does one really expect the unexpected without expecting it?
Alkonium Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 By expecting nothing, because nothing is really unexpected. Is it true that hipsters can turn back death simply by claiming that dying is too mainstream?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 29, 2011 Posted July 29, 2011 Indeterminate: Only the Grimm Reaper knows that one for sure. If along with that idea is a certain lifestyle and attitude of a youthful sort, one may allay the death watch ticking down but ultimately death is inevitable. Would I make a good mandalorian?
Alkonium Posted July 29, 2011 Posted July 29, 2011 No. With Mandalorians, everything is SERIOUS BUSINESS. What exactly are the Avengers avenging?
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 29, 2011 Posted July 29, 2011 Your Answer What's the Justice League's jurisdiction?
Alkonium Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 Never. Your Answer You'd be surprised at how little that helped. How alarming is a fire alarm on fire?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Depends on person and circumstances, some it would be frightening others, not so much. What color is a silver rat?
Alkonium Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Plaid. When you really think about it, isn't everything natural?
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