Alkonium Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 I have no idea. Are Sop signs supposed to be poorly constructed?
Totenkopf Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Only in the 7th ring of Hell. Why is GL such an ass about all this SW revisionism?
Alkonium Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 He's trolling us. Why don't more companies troll their fanbase?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 I don't know. People (in America at least--can't say the same for our northern neighbor cuz I'm not canadian) are complacent do-nothingers and the concept of voting with your dollars is apparently lost on them. What kind of troll is GL?
Isaac Clarke Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 The one that lives under a bridge. Why IS GL retiring?
purifier Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Most people don't retire when they love what they're doing, even when they get into their late 60's. So either he hates it now or he's bull****ing the rest of us. How is the "alarm clock going off" when it actually turns on?
Alkonium Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Because due to quantum physics, the inner mechanics are simultaneously on and off, and to say it's going off is a wild guess at what'll happen. On average, how many combustible lemons does it take to burn a house down?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Theoretically just one. In the real world, it never quite works out that way, though. What are Alk and Hallie planning to do to LDR tomorrow? Is Sabrez behind their plot? Is 90 SK just looking for a handfull? Is purifier looking to sabu somebody through a coffee table ECW syle? Should I get in on some of my own mischief?
Isaac Clarke Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Quite frankly, IDK. What country you from?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Amurikah whur we speak propur inglush thar. What makes Tommy from Good Fellas so damn funny?
Istorian Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 His short temper, and probably Joe Pesci portraying him. What makes Morgan Freeman's voice so awesome?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Because it is neutral yet paternal sounding. What is the difference between oranges in blood and blood oranges?
Totenkopf Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 The flick of a switchblade. Why's Jules giving your mom a footrub?
Isaac Clarke Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Jules is giving your mom a footrub? Why am I SO much better than all you Idiots?!
Totenkopf Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Because you're delusional 7-24-563. Why are you the stupid answer to a smart question?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Cuz 'Vada' doesn't realize he's just as much of an idiot as the rest of us here. Could Tommy Jordan hope to get at least a hit in on Chuck Norris?
Isaac Clarke Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Not at all. 101Z (|-||_|(|< |\|0RR1S 4E\/4|-|!!!!111!!! Query: Why are you all such meatbags?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Because of your programming, to you that is how we all appear. We're in the foundry now. Your master is next. Who gives a $*** about bigfoot?
Totenkopf Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 His proctologist, maybe? What if Red Foreman kicked you and monkeys flew out your butt?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Well, butt monkeys fly out of butts. Must have done a sideways heel kick to make me **** my pants while I was drunk and passed out. Cheap shot. What if Lloyd inadvertently wrecked his taxi limo into your car and left the scene?
Totenkopf Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 He'd be doing it on a stretcher (either for an ambulance or hearse....makes no difference. ). What if Beavis and Butthead tried to sell combustible lemonaid?
Darth Avlectus Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 I wouldn't know that unless I was buying it in person. What if Police Gorillas threw molotov cocktails at threads before I could call them?
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 Regardless of what type of thread you mean, that scenario makes no sense. Would it be pretentious for me to declare myself the Master of Bad Advice?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 2, 2012 Posted March 2, 2012 Not necessarily. Dammit, why can't you people let me make love in a dumpster without having to disturb me over something trivial?
Alkonium Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Because you can't do it quietly. Is calling Snooki a Feral Oompa Loompa a fair assessment?
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