Jedi Senshi Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 I am wondering what were Revan & Exile before they left the Jedi Order (Guardian, Sentinel, Counselor) ?
MJ-W4 Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 They were Force-sensitive squirrels. Or bunny-wabbitz. Who sneezed out the mucus-green globule that was Malachor?
topshot Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 A force-sensitive squirrel. What was the squirrel's name?
igyman Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Malachor the Fourth, the sneezer of Malachor V. Why did the Force-sensitive squirrels become extinct?
topshot Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Because the dog ate 'em. Where do basilisks come from?
Ferc Kast Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 From the Chamber of Secrets. Is love making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 No, that's affection. Love uses a quad-light scope. Who preceded HK-47?
topshot Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Smith and Wesson. Why're we talking about guns, all of a sudden?
igyman Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Because guns don't kill people, video games kill people. How exactly do video games kill?
topshot Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Ever seen a toaster when it's done heating the bread? Toast is now your lord and master.
RobQel-Droma Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Yes, Lord Toast. Why am I suddenly very hungry?
igyman Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Because you are addicted to carrots. Why are carrots orange?
MJ-W4 Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 They used to be yellow but they blushed in the presence of the primordial bunnies. Who'll make some tea?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Decaf, please. What is frequency of jelly beans if you reverse the polarity?
MJ-W4 Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Just below 37.9144638289 Hz, exactly. Why decaf?
topshot Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Caffeine makes me jumpy. There's an old, rusted key in the door. What will you do?
MJ-W4 Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Run away and press the button that says 'do not press' instead. Why are those buttons always red?
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Because somebody remembered about cherry pie, henceforth it was known as the "pie button" until that name was lost through time and was eventually called "the red button" Why was the name forgotten?
topshot Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Because the name was tasty, so someone ate it. What was in the name that made it so tasty?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Originally it was the Kiwi, but there's no Kiwi in "Pie", so the Dalai Lama changed from Kiwi to Pumpkin, henceforth putting the "P" in "Pie." And that, kids, is how Pumpkin Pie originated. Why was this the Dalai Lama's decision and not Chuck Norris's?
SilvanElf Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Because Chuck Norris had been assasinated by two Orcish grunts and then stole the awesome idea, but then were waylaid by Dali-Lama agents and were in part assasinated. The the Dali-Lama said the idea out loud and was given the nobel prize. Can Elves and Dwarves mate? Do they then make Hobbits? Why are my brother's sister's grandfather's nephew's mortal enemy's ****hole blue?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Yes, but it is not advised, as that is where goblins came from. Hobbits first came around when a hobbit mated with a hobbit, and then with a dwarf, and so produced the first hobbit. As for your third question, it is because your sister's mother's-in-law son's third cousin's closest friend's forearm is green. What do goblins mate with to produce other goblins?
MJ-W4 Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Goblins fancy something that almost, but not quite, sounds entirely unlike a chicken. Where do we go for lunch?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 The Breakfast Buffet is a good place to start. How much food can you get in a buffet?
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