Da_man Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 How much of the world do you think is crazy? A. 105% Q. Why does Kyle Karatrn have a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 A: It makes him feel like a man Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris have a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 A. Don't question Chuck Norris or he'll roundhouse kick you in the head Q. If flyingis so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Q. If flyingis so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal" A. Cuz we are all going to die sometime. Q. What makes the world go round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 A. Me Q. Why did Little Miss Piggy fall down the drain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 A. Because she was lured by a clown Q. Why did the Elephant cross the swamp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Q. Why did the Elephant cross the swamp? A. He wanted to see Ms. Piggy get lured down the drain by the stupid clown. Q. WHy is heavy metal awesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 ^Because God commanded that heavy metal be awesome, and therefore is. How can you cook the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 How can you cook the Creature from the Black Lagoon? A. Boil it in the water of the White Lagoon. Can't think of a question right now. Go nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Q. Why are pirates pirates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Q. Why are pirates pirates? A. cuz they can be, who doesn't want to be a pirate? Q. If pro is opposite of con, whats progress and congress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 You confused me. Now I forgot who Al Gore was. Why are the Lost Boys lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Well, that's a paradox. The "Lost Boys" are supposedly lost, but we already know that from the adjective preceding "Boys", so the "Lost Boys" cannot be "lost" and they could not have been "lost boys" prior to being lost, therefore being "boys who are not lost". Will I ever find my one true love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Yes. In fact, you'll find both of them How many Bollywood actors are gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 17, and a half What will Wes Anderson do next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Whatever he wants or can get away with in the end. Should Lucas ever be allowed to write dialog again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Yes, we don't want him to start doing Shakespeare-esque monologues. With the metre. Who, what, when, or why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Who, what, when, or why? Colonel Mustard, with the revolver, at midnight, cuz he waz mad. lol clue Why don't I have homework tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 You're a dropout. If Dark Helmet fought Jar Jar, who'd win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 If Dark Helmet fought Jar Jar, who'd win? Jar Jar. EDIT: Wait...no Dark Helmet, evil will always triumph over good cuz good is dumb, remember? Is Darth Vader a Sith Lord, or just misunderstood? P.S. I am not a dropout, I just ahve AIMS testing and the teachers don't want to give us homework, for fear of breaking our fragile minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 He's a father! Lone Star vs Han Solo and Luke Skywalker- who would win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Lone Star vs Han Solo and Luke Skywalker- who would win? Lone Starr, he has the swartz! GO nuts with the questions, I can't think of a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Q. Whats the difference between a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Marbles don't wet themselves. Have you stopped beating your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 A: A wife?!? I'm not even married!!!!! Q: What's the best meal you've ever had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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