Bokken Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I would say yes, that last one might be copyright infringement. Why would anyone go to a "vegetarian" restaurant if they open up a dish with a human saying "Albatross" inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Wrong idea of what the word "vegetarian" means. Can they still get you if they can't see you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 It depends on who "they" is/are. Is having a fascination with medieval weapons bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Yes Is writing a 3-page essay fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Only when your typewriter's broken. How come no one likes TFU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Because aside from the physics, the Jedi knight games are better for being a Jedi. Does coffee bleed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 No, but parsnips do. How come all men are jerks and all women are idiots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Because men think with a part of their anatomy and women go with their instincts (i.o.w. don't think at all). Was the Superball really invented for entertainment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Do you have a uncle in Boduoka? Can grass kill you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Anything can kill you. If I tell you I am lying, am I lying or am I telling you the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 You make an untruth rather than a truth or a lie. We must take you to Room 101 and fix the way you think. Does Lance Armstrong have it made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Made badly. Is time just a linear cause and effect thing or is it a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 DUCK! Can flies carry jmac desease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Absolutely. What time is it>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 The time is now. Is now ever not the time, and thus not now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Yes. As you tell the time, the present becomes the past. Therefore, time doesn't exist. Why does everyone love food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Because without it, we would starve to death. How am I going to stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 SPAM, it's your friend. Can one get high off a crayon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Probably. Red the port light, starboard the green, how will she know of the devils I've seen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Tell her about it... Can you give me an answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Depends on the question. Can't you hear it, can't you hear that thunder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Yes, it's storming where I am right now. Am I ever going to use Calculus after I leave school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 You never know. Will anyone get the references I make to songs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Stop asking questions, you better run, you better take cover! Happy nao? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Sure, why not. When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me, by the merciless eyes of deceit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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