CommanderQ Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 It locks a scroll to your face, duh! What does Caps lock do?
Blix Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 It summons the evil monkey from out of your cloest. Why is it whenever I stub my toe, I am doomed to repeat this throughout the day/week?
CommanderQ Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Because, after stubbing, your toe becomes attracted to objects that will hurt it. I wonder, if Albert Einstein were still around today to see all of our scientific advancements, would he comment on modern day pies?
Alkonium Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 There'd be more interesting things to comment on. Does the phrase "Let's make sex" make you sound like an idiot, someone with bad English, or both?
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Both, idiots and bad English are a combination that cannot be seperated...or avoided. WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS MADNESS!!??
Bokken Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Diego Varen got bored with the Avatar/Signature Above You thread. If the sister is named Denise, is the brother named Deneffew?
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Of course!! But that matters on Denise's middle name, if it is Cloris, the Brother may be Grekelzog, if it's George, it'll be Denefew...and so and so forth... If I tripped on a log, would there be a rock behind me?
Bokken Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Hopefully, because it would mean that there's probably not a rock in front of you. If someone confused "nearly" and "barely" in a conversation, would it confuse you?
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 No, but it is human nature to confuse words, I would be confused though if he mixed up 'nearly' with 'nearly,' though....oy:D If I tripped in a stairwell, would gravity propel me over the side of the railing, or out the nearby window?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 barely. Who'd win in a fight. A horde of angry fleas or a horde of lazy bees? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 A horde of angry fleas, of course!!! Have you ever seen what they can do to a human? Have you seen the destruction that I've seen!!! OH THE HORROR!! Would an angry viking from Scandinavia be able to beat an over-weight Aztec in a drinking game?
Alkonium Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Probably. What's heavier, a tonne of feathers, or a tonne of bricks?
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Neither, I choose option C, a tonne of nothing. Is it possible to pack a tonne of feathers in a backpack and then hike 20 miles?
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 No, abruptness summons the dark forces of the corrector, who will soon correct your apparent lack of grammar by...erm....brain surgery. Is abruptness the key to immortality?
Blix Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 They key to immortality is flossing in-between meals. If you throw a baseball into a glass house, will you hear it?
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 No, everyone else will though. If there is a cat flying through the air, would I be looking for the thrower?
Bokken Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 No, you'd been looking for the cat's dysfunctional cousin the dog, who everyone knows is the real culprit. If a horde of pigeons with diarrhea fly overhead, would you rather be under a poncho or an umbrella?
CommanderQ Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Neither, I'd be carrying a shotgun. They wouldn't poop on me then. If you're standing under a seagull, would it hold a conversation with the guy next to you?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Only if you made positive comments about its plumage, and backside. I just gave my girlfriend a 24 carat goldfish necklace. Why isnt she happy damnit? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 She's a member or PETA. I just learned all the elements from the Periodic Table, so why do I still insist that there are only 4?
CommanderQ Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Becuase technically, you're brain capacity is only able to contain 4. So, is it possible to create nuclear fission by using the steam coming from a sealed pot?
Alkonium Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Depends on what's in the pot. What, other than water, is in the pot?
CommanderQ Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Uranium. Is it possible to use this uranium and turn it into a weapon that I could sell on the Black Market and become known on the international community as the Cook who made Uranium?
Alkonium Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Yes, if you want people to eat Uranium. What are the odds of that?
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