Jump to content

Home

The very very very offtopic thread


UDM

Recommended Posts

In light of how OJP is getting more activity on the forums, and how guidos like Maxy are becoming increasingly...guidoish, I've decided to start a very offtopic thread. No flames, no OJP related ideas. Just have fun in the OJP community, talk about anything; you don't even need to continue from the previous post, just...well have fun!

 

Pimp time woohoo!

 

For those of you who enjoy strategy games and the original Total Annihilation, and haven't experienced my incessant pimping on MSN already, check this out

 

http://taspring.clan-sy.com

 

And max you fag stop calling me a guido

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 108
  • Created
  • Last Reply
For those of you who enjoy strategy games and the original Total Annihilation, and haven't experienced my incessant pimping on MSN already, check this out
another total annihilation player i loved that game I mean come on where else could i use nuclear missiles to take out the majority of the enemy's base and the just wipe them out with 50+ Zuse bots or find a kid dum enough to build 30 suicide bomber bugs in the heart of his base ah such easy target practice for my bomer

 

wow i loved that game

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah that game roxx0red the b0xx0rz.

 

I'm going to get through my first (and hardest) year of college for 80-90% certainty, and I am happy because of this fact. I am unhappy however because there are still ECDL dossiers I have to make for Excel and some other poop souffle program.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Daytona?

 

That was the name of my very first 4mb video card with no graphics accelerator. Oh the joy of playing games that had black edges around all light sources and crashed after 5 minutes.. my next one was a riva tnt2 32mb, was a good card for it's time.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I don't play it at home, I play it in the arcade. Force feedback rulz

 

Midnight Club 2 happens to be one of my favourite racing games though. Very simple but addictive fun. Too bad the AI is pretty dumb, and you can't customise your opponents' cars in skirmish mode

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I got sick of GT4 already. I have very low hopes for realism improvements in GT5. Need For Speed is too retarded. Forza 2 sounds like its turning into another NFS wannabe. The Tom Clancy games are slowly getting retarded by each passing game. Most mainstream games never really last long in replay value.

 

*sigh*...I guess i'm stuck playing in the arcades for a while. >_>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

There's some old games I'm planning to play again, including:

-The fallout series

-Divine Divinity

 

And if you like new games better I'd recommend titan quest with the immortal throne expansion, STALKER or Savage Enhanced (it's new because of the mod, stfu :D).

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Savage makes my modem cry. The trouble with living in Singapore is that almost everyone else around you only knows what CS and Warcraft3/DOTA is

 

n00bs

 

Half the time I step into LAN shops, most people are either playing War3 or DOTA or CS. And the best part is this: they always look bored

 

Seriously, if you let them play JKA, they'd think the graphics are lifelike. That's how sad and pathetic most casual Singaporean gamers are. They assume that playing CS makes you sort of like a gangster or something, when they actually weigh less than 40 toothpicks. And for some weird reason, Singaporeans who play CS/DOTA/WC3 like wearing caps. Maybe they think it makes them look cool, I dunno, but srsly they look just plain retarded and girly and like (Max where are you??) GUIDOS

 

Morons. I'm just looking for an excuse to beat one of them till his face smashes in and his eyeballs crushed

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wrong. After playing CS, they feel manly. They go out to take a smoke. Maybe go for a game of pool

 

Argh I can't take it anymore. I don't like picking fights, but I just cut my hair bald yesterday, and I kind of look like a penguin with my glasses on. I just need one of them to call me a penguin, and then we'll get the blood flowing

 

Seriously, if any of you need anger management classes, come to Singapore. Wear drabby clothes, cut some ****ty hairstyle, look liek a nerd/retard/both, and stand outside a neighbourhood school, wait till some unlucky sonofabitch picks on you, then let it rip

 

Some little scumbag wanker was staring at me yesterday. Acted tough by spitting into the drain. Lord how I wanted to smack that guy back into his mom's womb. If only he'd disturbed me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If only it were that easy, singapore is whack about it's rules and regulations. Some guy walked on the street with no shirt on and got 10 public whip lashes to his back.. I mean what the ****?

 

Although I commend this way of punishment as it greatly reduces crime levels (check murder rates in singapore for example), I really think a more humane solution has to be found.

 

can't toke in singapore :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True it reduces crime levels, but at times I envy American prisons. I was watching this documentary on a prison in Pennsylvania, it's to lock up the most wanted criminals around that area. Wow they have gyms there, an outdoors exercise area, good food...holy crap..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Prisoners in Holland get DVD players and television sets in their rooms.. some people go to jail willingly because they have no other place to go.

 

yeah. some guys will purposely let themselves go to prison just so they can have a place to sleep and eat. Sad life huh.

 

DOTA is the rage here in PH too but they're mostly played by "normal" people (not one of those gangsta bullcrap).

 

The only game I usually see gangsta boys play is Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune. Left hand tightly gripping the shifter and right hand on top of the wheel like Fast and the Furious retards. They pick the cars they only saw in F&F then, when the race starts, they hit every wall they see (A.K.A. they suck at driving). I dont like them but atleast they contribute to my WIN Record.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...