Tysyacha Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 STAR WARS: ME AND SITH FIGHT Ok, so I'm a Jedi. I've got this lightsaber and stuff and, uh, I use the Force. It's blue--the lightsaber is, not the Force. Anyway, there's this Jedi Temple where I go and learn how to fight Sith and stuff. Sith suck. They're like, bad. Anyway, I'm on a mission to fight some Sith. Where's my util--eh, droid? Ah. There he is. It. Whatever. Follow me, droid. We're gonna hunt some Sith. Lalalalalalala...we hunt the Sith...lalalala...we hunt the Sith! Where are you? Wait, I see him. Black armor? Red saber? Yup. Sith all right. Let's go, droid! Ops, I dropped my lightsaber. *picks it up* Okayz--time to die!!! *vwoom* *vwoom* *whizz-bonk BEEP* See how good we're both attacking? Stang, I think I lost my boots. Oh--that was just a part that fell out of my droid's rear end. Sith are hard to fight. Oh noes, I think my hand's now gone. Nope, that's just me thinking I lost my hand. Uhohhhh--*vwoom* *ZZZZAP!* Oh, hi master, the fight's going good. Look out. Sith are hard. What's that? What the--?! How come the Sith Lord just melted into a bunch of pixelsz? This is a HOLOCRON? What the dvukh? No way. That can't be right. Oh, yeah, it is. I forgot I was training. What's that, master? You want me to go clean the refreshers?! All right droid, get to work! You're a util-whatever!!! No. Listen, I am not a punk. Or a schutta, or a Twi-lek girl. Hey, you Jedis watching me better shut up. Stop laughing! Hey! Why's this--uggh. These refreshers stink. Cleaning them is a task fit for a utillum droid. Or my master. Phfft. Some Jedi he is. One day I'll be the best, and then me and Sith fight!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spitfire Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 LOL! Very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 This might be at your worse (maybe another Badfic), but . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Hey! Why's this--uggh. These refreshers stink. Cleaning them is a task fit for a utillum droid. Or my master. I absolutely loved that line. Another great badfic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Oh, Lordy, that was *bad*. I loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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