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[Fic] Me and Sith Fight (My Worst Fic EVER!)

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STAR WARS: ME AND SITH FIGHT

 

Ok, so I'm a Jedi. I've got this lightsaber and stuff and, uh, I use the Force. It's blue--the lightsaber is, not the Force. Anyway, there's this Jedi Temple where I go and learn how to fight Sith and stuff. Sith suck. They're like, bad.

 

Anyway, I'm on a mission to fight some Sith. Where's my util--eh, droid?

 

Ah. There he is. It. Whatever. Follow me, droid. We're gonna hunt some Sith.

 

Lalalalalalala...we hunt the Sith...lalalala...we hunt the Sith! Where are you?

 

Wait, I see him. Black armor? Red saber? Yup. Sith all right. Let's go, droid!

 

Ops, I dropped my lightsaber. *picks it up* Okayz--time to die!!!

 

*vwoom* *vwoom* *whizz-bonk BEEP* See how good we're both attacking?

 

Stang, I think I lost my boots. Oh--that was just a part that fell out of my droid's rear end. Sith are hard to fight. Oh noes, I think my hand's now gone.

 

Nope, that's just me thinking I lost my hand. Uhohhhh--*vwoom* *ZZZZAP!*

 

Oh, hi master, the fight's going good. Look out. Sith are hard. What's that? What the--?! How come the Sith Lord just melted into a bunch of pixelsz?

 

This is a HOLOCRON? What the dvukh? No way. That can't be right. Oh, yeah, it is. I forgot I was training. What's that, master? You want me to go clean the refreshers?! All right droid, get to work! You're a util-whatever!!!

 

No. Listen, I am not a punk. Or a schutta, or a Twi-lek girl. Hey, you Jedis watching me better shut up. Stop laughing! Hey! Why's this--uggh. These

refreshers stink. Cleaning them is a task fit for a utillum droid. Or my master.

 

Phfft. Some Jedi he is. One day I'll be the best, and then me and Sith fight!!!

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