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Jacen Stargazer

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My theory is that the dark side impedes hair growth. Malak's bald, Revan is (potentially, if you use that Asian head) bald, the apprentices are bald, Sion's bald, Darth Vader's bald, Darth Maul's bald... Sidious and Dooku obviously conspired to use Rogaine though...

 

So hair is some kind of "Angel halo" of the Jedi?

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So, as jedis get better, they become hairyer... Maybe its the Jedi;s Way to hold good Midiclorians...

 

Its good that Aayla die early then.... And yes, Han Solo must feel like "An Adventurous Historian Finding Treasure In A Jungle" everytime he goes to Leia.

 

Well, maybe Mace is supposed to have an Afro as we like it.

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Awsome! That must have been Mace before he started slipping into Vaapad.

 

To PoiuyWired:

Naturally, look at Quinlan Vos, Qui-Gon, Tvokka, Lowbacca, Oppo Rancisis...

My little sister and I have a running joke about chaps with facial hair having an innate advantage over clean-shaven people. Take for example, Kyle Katarn; how else does he manage to mow down rooms full of stormtroopers without apparent injury? Of course other factors such as pointy ears (thus explaining why Legolas can fight as he does), being short and green, being a walking carpet etc. also enhance performance to one degree of another.

 

The General consensus of this highly controversial thread: The darker you go, the shinier you get, the lighter you go the hairier you grow. By this one can instantly determine another's alignment. And, it's a lot more convenient than Force Sight.

 

The only real problem is the grey areas. If a chap has hair like Revenge of the Sith Obi-Wan it is ambiguous as to whose side he swears allegiance too.

 

-Bearer of the Krijinia.

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  • 4 weeks later...

The Dark Side: Take over the universe with the power of the dark side!

 

Side effects may include death, doom, plot devices that kill you, injury, mental instability, wrinkles, borg-like skin pigment changes, and baldness.

 

I couldn't resist. :xp:

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I played through Korriban again yesterday and found, I hadn't thought of it at all, Uthar Wynn and Jorak Uln (the Academy's master and former master) were also bald or bald-ish. needless to say there can be only one Dark Lord of the Sith, and so they had to meet their tragic end, but I suddenly noticed their baldness.

 

Then what about Master Vrook, the guy is grumpy, near bald and strikes me as being too aggressive sometimes... well, he only has an alignment score of.... 55 or something?

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I think it may be archetypal. Baldness probably is associated with being old. The Sit have been around for what, ever? Also, their short or lack of hair, could represent the masculinity that is the Sith. They want power, and which gender is a ssociated with power? Males! Males commonly have short hair or go bald, circle compleated.

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^ What he said. When you slowly dwindle from light to dark, it's gonna be a slow process. A slow process helped by FIRE! Or a lightsaber cut.

 

Also, from the women's perspective, in either of the games, the sith acamedy's female students: Did any of them have georgous flowing locks? NO! They all had buzzcuts, and they kinda looked like dudes from a distance, masculinity...again. And don't pull Bastilla into what I just said, she's a dwindler, straying slowly from the light to the dark, can can easily be convinced to turn to the light with a little pursuasion. It's all the Sith that are like "No, ur stupid, Dark side roxorz. I keel u." when you try to change them that are...BALD!

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