Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 My theory is that the dark side impedes hair growth. Malak's bald, Revan is (potentially, if you use that Asian head) bald, the apprentices are bald, Sion's bald, Darth Vader's bald, Darth Maul's bald... Sidious and Dooku obviously conspired to use Rogaine though... So hair is some kind of "Angel halo" of the Jedi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 So, as jedis get better, they become hairyer... Maybe its the Jedi;s Way to hold good Midiclorians... Its good that Aayla die early then.... And yes, Han Solo must feel like "An Adventurous Historian Finding Treasure In A Jungle" everytime he goes to Leia. Well, maybe Mace is supposed to have an Afro as we like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 If only... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Bryddia Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Awsome! That must have been Mace before he started slipping into Vaapad. To PoiuyWired: Naturally, look at Quinlan Vos, Qui-Gon, Tvokka, Lowbacca, Oppo Rancisis... My little sister and I have a running joke about chaps with facial hair having an innate advantage over clean-shaven people. Take for example, Kyle Katarn; how else does he manage to mow down rooms full of stormtroopers without apparent injury? Of course other factors such as pointy ears (thus explaining why Legolas can fight as he does), being short and green, being a walking carpet etc. also enhance performance to one degree of another. The General consensus of this highly controversial thread: The darker you go, the shinier you get, the lighter you go the hairier you grow. By this one can instantly determine another's alignment. And, it's a lot more convenient than Force Sight. The only real problem is the grey areas. If a chap has hair like Revenge of the Sith Obi-Wan it is ambiguous as to whose side he swears allegiance too. -Bearer of the Krijinia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMarius Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Oppo Rancisis must be one hell of a jedi then xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Bryddia Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What about Lowbacca? He and his fellow Wookie Jedi are exessivly hairy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcesious Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The Dark Side: Take over the universe with the power of the dark side! Side effects may include death, doom, plot devices that kill you, injury, mental instability, wrinkles, borg-like skin pigment changes, and baldness. I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Oppo Rancisis must be one hell of a jedi then xD Yes he is, and a master of Battle meditation if i recall. What about Lowbacca? He and his fellow Wookie Jedi are exessivly hairy? NOW you know why GL is fursecuting wookiee jedis and their creators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMarius Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I played through Korriban again yesterday and found, I hadn't thought of it at all, Uthar Wynn and Jorak Uln (the Academy's master and former master) were also bald or bald-ish. needless to say there can be only one Dark Lord of the Sith, and so they had to meet their tragic end, but I suddenly noticed their baldness. Then what about Master Vrook, the guy is grumpy, near bald and strikes me as being too aggressive sometimes... well, he only has an alignment score of.... 55 or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen Stargazer Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 Vrook hasn't completely fallen- he still has some hair in the back of his head. But he's close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ^But he isn't Sith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I think it may be archetypal. Baldness probably is associated with being old. The Sit have been around for what, ever? Also, their short or lack of hair, could represent the masculinity that is the Sith. They want power, and which gender is a ssociated with power? Males! Males commonly have short hair or go bald, circle compleated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 ^ Very interesting speculation DarthAve. Why at first, did Anakin (Darth Vader) still have hair when he was on the beginning of his walk down the darkside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 ^ Well, it's not like suddenly gains darkside points and his hair fall to the ground as if it was a wig. It must be a slow process. Involving tattoos on the forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 ^ What he said. When you slowly dwindle from light to dark, it's gonna be a slow process. A slow process helped by FIRE! Or a lightsaber cut. Also, from the women's perspective, in either of the games, the sith acamedy's female students: Did any of them have georgous flowing locks? NO! They all had buzzcuts, and they kinda looked like dudes from a distance, masculinity...again. And don't pull Bastilla into what I just said, she's a dwindler, straying slowly from the light to the dark, can can easily be convinced to turn to the light with a little pursuasion. It's all the Sith that are like "No, ur stupid, Dark side roxorz. I keel u." when you try to change them that are...BALD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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