Hallucination Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 What do they give Tickle-Me-Elmos before they leave the factory? Two test tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Okay I have one, and this happens to be a true story. This happened at school today... Well, my science class had a science experiment to turn in today and many of the experiments involved balloons. So a couple of girls walked up to my parter and myself and asked for a purple balloon. So we gave each of them one balloon. Once they blew up their balloons one of the girls asked me, "Does this have helium in it?" I simply said, "No" trying to keep the laughter inside of me. The girl that asked happened to be blonde too! It cracked me up! ~Rev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I was once riding home from school on the bus, and we got stuck in traffic. Now there are a LOT of blondes where I went to school. One the more impatient blondes said, "Get the bus moving! We have stuff to do and people to do!" True Story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Architect Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I've got a joke for you guys. Look in the mirror and you'll see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Right... I just thought this one up and it's absolutely terrible. Here it is: Q. What is the oldest alien race in Star Wars? A. The Gran! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Right... I just thought this one up and it's absolutely terrible. Here it is: Q. What is the oldest alien race in Star Wars? A. The Gran! Not funny. What do Blondes have the Bruunettes don't? Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Saw this joke in someone's sig on deviantArt: If "con" the opposite of "pro," what is the opposite of progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Betrayer Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 rofl, congress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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