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Homemade recipes that is. What kind of food do you use, and what makes it unusual. My recipe is:

A Sandwich

Ingredients:

Bologna

Rotisserie Seasoned Chicked

Mayonnaise (I prefer Miracle Whip)

Pepper (Simple spice you use. Commonly found in a house. Blackened equilivent of Salt, but less salty, more spicey)

Bread.

Pull out the bread, and slather it with Mayo. After slathering, put some pepper on the mayo, and put a slice of bologna on the mayo. Pick apart some pieces of chicken and place it on the Sammich. Put pepper on both the bologna and chicken, and place the 2 slices of wheat with ingredients on it together, and eat. Perfect for lunch.

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Ooh, I have a recipe:

 

You will need:

Packet of Choc Ripple Biscuits

Cream

 

Method:

Crush all the Choc Ripple biscuits into a pot, then pour cream until its just covering all the biscuits, put the lid on the pot and wait till the biscuits get all soggy, pour into a bowl and eat! Delicious!! :)

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Heres a goodie for ya

 

Tabasco, Mustard, Chicken, and bread.

 

Slather the mustard on the bread and then shred(finger shredded is best) up the chicken and place on bread, liberally poor the tabasco all over the chicken then place second piece of bread on top and enjoy!

 

Warning!

If you add as much Tabasco as I do you will not be able to feel your lips for half hour(give or take) DO NOT BE ALARMED! this is normal

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You call those recipes? :p

 

My recipe for scrambled eggs:

 

*four eggs

*4 T milk

*1 t garlic

*1 t oregano

*1 t black pepper

*2 T olive oil

*cheese, sliced (I prefer cheddar, but American works too; however much you want)

 

Grease pan with olive oil. Break eggs into pan and mix in milk, garlic, oregano, and pepper. Heat to medium and scramble eggs with spatula for a few minutes. Add in cheese and continue to scramble. You'll be able to tell that the eggs are done when there isn't much liquid left.

 

Serves two (or one, if you're really hungry ;)).

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As of late, all of my home brew recipes involve making random things and then pouring Tabasco all over them. One of my favorite snacks is just pouring Tabasco over sour cream and then eating it with some nacho chips with or without cheese melted over them.

 

Also, try mixing Ranch dressing and Tabasco and putting it on a sandwich!

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My lack of foresight means I usually don't folow recipes, so feel free to use my "recipes" as a base and personalize it from there.

WARNING: Basic knowledge of what dosen't mix required.

 

Bachelors wok: take (almost) anything solid from your fridge, then add some milk and spice. Surprisingly good most of the time.

 

Sushi, northern style: use any combination of un cooked trout and salmon, (I prefer raw salmon with smoked trout, and a 60/40 ratio), chop them to pieces (about the size of rice grains), mix with onion, olives, and oil, as well as any spices you prefer. Works very well as a starter.

 

tortilla chps+: tortilla chips+cheese+heat=tasty

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As of late, all of my home brew recipes involve making random things and then pouring Tabasco all over them. One of my favorite snacks is just pouring Tabasco over sour cream and then eating it with some nacho chips with or without cheese melted over them.

 

Also, try mixing Ranch dressing and Tabasco and putting it on a sandwich!

 

AMEN! Now that is a good recipe :bow:

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Ooh, recipes. I have one for a rather tasty beverage:

 

You will need:

 

kerosene

propylene glycol

artificial sweeteners

sulphuric acid

rum

acetone

red dye no. 2

scumm

axle grease

battery acid

pepperoni

 

Mix it all together in a blender, and you get (what a suprise) MI grog :p

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