Bokken Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I would if I knew what they were. Tell me how Archie is better than the Yellow Submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Ummmm, maybe it's better if I don't. Go try and beat Arnold Schwartzeneggar in an arm wrestling contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Nope. Id rather go against him in a pronunciation contest. Invent a hat that can also play Crysis mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 That's impossible... Buy an Island and become dictator for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Why would I do that? I don't like being rebelled against! Go form an underwater Utopia and transform yourself into a strange blue mutant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 But the water's polluted. Go Kitten Huffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd probably get my brain clawed out from the inside. Go get caught in an intrinsic field subtracter and become the next Doctor Manhattan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 No, I don't like intrinsic field subtractors...they hurt. Go find some horribly sad story so you can become a gruesome avenger of the night...like Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 It would be someone else's story. Go get thrown out a window by Ozymandias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd rather get buggered by Mephastophales. Sell your soul on EBay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Cant. its being downloaded on piratebay Invent a new brand of underwear for male helicopter enthusiasts called COCKPIT mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 No, I am allergic to PUNS. Go and try to beat the world record for prison breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 But I'm not in prison. Invent a vorpal clock of ebil (that's better than evil). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 *sniff* But I'm not evil..... Go join the Ebil League of Ebil and become the Ebilist of all Ebil Villains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Unfortunately, I renounced Ebil a long time ago Go pump up a bike that was made before the invention of The Wheel mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I don't think they exist. Go into the toilet beard know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Toiletbeard is an infamous pirate, but I do not know him. Release the assassin tadpoles! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 They've already turned into frogs. Tell me how Astrotoy comes up with these amazingly psychedelic ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 No, then they wouldn't appear pyschadellic. Tell me the secret of world domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 No. The owls prohibit it. Design a monkey teleportation device. Now! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Impossible, it would also teleport non-monkeys. Build an all-inclusive teleportation device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 But I only wish to transport Lesbian. Come up with a lesbian owl-monkey transmutation device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Sounds ethically questionably. Wouldn't it involve finding a lesbian own and a lesbian monkey, and fusing them together. Read or the owl will eat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 But, reading takes too much effort. Make a working real lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I can't find a focusing crystal. Get cast as the Twelfth Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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