CommanderQ Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 No. I believe in a time when men and women will not have to pound rocks. Go blow up that mountainside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Hell no. I want to tumble down it, and I can't do that if it got "blowed up". Dammit, someone get me an energy drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Naw....don't.... have.....enough.....en..er...gy Get me that energy drink instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 My bad, I drank 'em all. Call a janitor, I need your mess cleaned up, pronto and if I wait for you it'll take 2 weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 No, b/c if I have to call the janitor it'll take me two weeks to get to the phone. Call him yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 No. I don't need him. Handle your own mess!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 What are you talking about? I already cleaned my mess. It's your mess. Call someone to clean up the mess, I'll even pay them. (not money, but something pretty cool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Naw, I've got at least one of everything cool already. Take a crap in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (You ain't got a home rigged arc welder made from a microwave power transformer, which I MacGyver'd myself!!!) Already did that, I'm outta crap. I'll put on rubber gloves and fling it at the next unsuspecting passer by. Anderson needs someone to mow the lawn and prune the trees. You do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 No, Anderson is very lazy. He cannot pull his own weight...*sips lemonade* Go shoot Anderson because he is too lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'm equally lazy. Do whatever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Nah, laziness is just too contagious. Quit thinking aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 OH, I'M SORRY, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?! (typing it is an extension of thinking it) Quit bothering the farm animals! (That's reserved exclusively for me--as is Totenkopf's mom! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Bothering, shmothering. GTA, quit making your mom turn tricks on the corner to support your meth habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 No way, I like this baking soda, it smells really good. And it covers the stench of the farm animals you left at my house overnight. Quit trying to cut diamonds with a solid state laser, these mini fires are getting annoying to try to put out all at once. Use the Co2 laser, it has longer wavelengths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Nope, the fires help cut down on the stench of those rotting animal corpses you have me drop off at your place for whatever unspeakable thing it is you're doing to yourself with them. Go to the penalty box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Make me, ya evil ref.... There is a car waiting for you outside with two men in trench coats and 30s gangster caps, go over to them and say something offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nah I'll leave it up to the undercover cops. I'm too...err, "busy" at the moment. I wish Hank Hill would find Beavis now tankin' care of business in his toolshed now that Anderson is gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Sorry, can't help you there. Remember where you're posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 No, I'm having too much fun forgetting. Go post in the middle of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Can't find it. Go noodling (catching big fish with only your hands). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nah, I'll go fishing in my sea of winch-ninjette hoes. There is plenty of new fish to be caught there instead. Send me those free-to-download albums of Wesley Willis and Kompressor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 No. Is that not answer enough???EHEEHEHEHEH!! Give me your money. I will handle your finances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 No, but here's some monopoly money to play with....now git. Wash the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I just washed your car...with my special golden monkey juice. Quit making out with the cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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