SyntheticGerbil Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Suffering from a very early midlife crisis, I'm going to share my vocal skills with you guys. KEEP ME RATED HIGH! Yeah I know... I have a myspace. I said it. http://www.myspace.com/downatmcdonnelzzz Just go down to the Karaoke part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I liked the comments the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Du Man Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I have lost all respect for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 ...hi i clicked your link and then i realized that myspace was blocked in my .hosts file. at that point i laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 What do you have it resolve to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Suffering from a very early midlife crisis, I'm going to share my vocal skills with you guys. Thats assuming you know what your total time alive will be, we may have to do some math if we want it done right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'm hoping it will be 45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Dying before people start nagging you to have a camera shoved up your ass seems like an acceptable goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 In the future, that problem will no longer exist. I will have a jetpack and a naked robot woman to replace the love from real women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 they make dolls like that that resemble women ages 8 and up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Du Man Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 you can even do them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 Holy moly that was sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i liked that female dentist's voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Du Man Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'm sorry, I meant "with Oral-B". Isn't dentistry the only true love you can give to a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ah I think I understand. like I like the sound of female dentist's voices when they say "I can see where you're coming from, Ray" when they oral my b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 ORAL MY BIGOTRY?! Right, Ray, right?! I swear this forum has the weirdest off topic **** I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 balls, Sean, balls I mean how's she supposed to "see where I'm coming from" if it'd be bigotry, Sean? Or do you think I have bigotry balls somewhere near my penis, Sean? What is it that you want, SEAN, that I cut off my iron made balls and replace them with balls of bigotry instead? So you can say oral my bigotry is a proper sentence, SEAN? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW IRRITATING THAT'D BE, SEAN, FOR ALL THOSE FEMALE DENTISTS, SEAN!?? IT IS BALLS SEAN, BALLS, NOT BIGOTRY, BALLS, SEAN, GAWD, BALLS, SEAN, BALLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 Man, that was intense, Ray. I am wordless. I suspect there may be a few issues with... I think iron balls... that you keep under the surface of your otherwise calm and cool everyday demeanor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 Sometimes I like cool music, but the 4/20 thing was at Numbers which I did the flier for, and worked the door. My friend arranged it since he has connections, but it wasn't that cool. I'm on myspace all day at work, it's cool to meet people that don't like me in real life I guess. The Brobee was at an Urban Outfitters in Houston, I lucked out since I know they are all sold out now. You should drive to Houston instead and buy the remaining ones, then we can hang out. Does it really take 10 hours to get to El Paso? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 has this become some sort of gay people's dating place here now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Yeah, I don't really have the money or car stability to drive 10 hours. Sorry, but I'd hang out if given an easier chance of doing so. I was supposed to meet up with Bryan a few times but I kept screwing that up. Anyways, yeah Ray, THIS IS A GAY DATING SITE. Put more females on the forum and maybe it may be different. I don't think girls like Sam and max very much... I have theories why, but they may be mean and chauvanistic. Anyways, come visit me from Germany then Ray, we can go downtown and hang out with the bums. That is a surefire way to never meet women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 except bumwomen right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Sometimes I'm not sure those are actual women. Sometimes on my way to work at a job I used to have I used to see large goth girls who would stand on the side of the road expecting money and have signs that they were runaways. Why would anyone give them money? Running out of eyeliner while broke and homeless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 To feed their dogs, like those punks in front of the super market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Du Man Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 you mean like a failed musician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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