Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, if you mean 5 copies of the original Call of Duty. I wish to invent fighting, then perfect it so that no living man can best me in the ring of honour, then use my fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then herd them onto a boat, then beat the crap out of every single one, so that whenever a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo, unless its a farm.
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but the Heavy doesn't like you because you scratched Sasha, now he's going to kill you...without honor. I wish I had the Heavy's Sasha.
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but he kills you with Natascha for touching his gun. I wish for a Sandvich.
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but the scout hits you with a bat, and he takes the Sandvich. I wish I had a rocket launcher.
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you gib yourself while trying to rocket jump. I wish this forum was more active.
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, it's more active due to spam, and the forum is closed. I wish I had an anti-spam gun.
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Granted. You now have a gun capable of only destroying cans of SPAM. I wish for it to be possible to play as a half-Human, half-Twi'lek on TOR.
Hallucination Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Granted, but everyone else is playing the half dragon, half Sith, half vampire Dark Jedi who is either evil beyond redemption or can only be redeemed by being kiss by a Jedi prince with a heart of gold. Way to go man, all those Mary Sues. I wish I were the sexiest maple tree sapling in the world and that everyone would want to tap me. =D
CommanderQ Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Granted, but a logging company is the first to get to you. I wish I were the best fighter in the whole world.
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Granted, but noone wants to fight you. I wish for a gun that shoots chainsaws.
CommanderQ Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Granted, but it's life-threatening to load it. I wish I had a cannon that could shoot around the world.
Hallucination Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Granted, but the radius of the orbit is bigger than you thought and you burn up in the atmosphere. I wish I were a hideous monster made entirely out of the most delicious chocolate in the world so I could get all the children in the world to eat me and associate the good memories with overcoming their fears and not judging books by their covers.
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Granted. You're dead afterwards. I wish to see the planet Gallifrey.
LordOfTheFish Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but you'll owe me $5. I wish I had a hot friend, maybe a special friend...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but the friend you speak of is 'hot' as in a fever and 'special' as mentally as a mentally unstable psychopath, have fun! I wish I had a very very special{not crazy} special friend:D
LordOfTheFish Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but I wont specify what way she'll be 'special' in. I wish I were smarter.
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted. How well do I fit the criteria? I wish for the Eleventh Doctor's outfit to draw elements from those of the Third, Eighth, and Ninth Doctors.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, all the doctors are stuck in one body, constantly bickering, there, a costume combination! I wish I could bring a super computer 50 years ago and ultimately advance time!
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted. You bring a supercomputer from 50 years ago to the present day and achieve nothing. I wish for the Eleventh Doctor to face the Daleks, the Cybermen, and the Master in his tenure, despite Steven Moffat saying there won't be any classic series villains.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, 11 faces these villains, and dies. I wish I had an airsoft grenade launcher.
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but the first time you use it, the grenade detonates prematurely. I wish exams wouldn't get in the way of Winter-een-mas.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, instead of getting 'in' the way, it conquers the way, preventing Winter-een-mas. I wish I were a Samurai.
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but people associate you with the song "Samurai" by German pop group Dschinghis Khan. I wish Dschinghis Khan had made an English version of "Samurai"
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but it stinks. I wish I had an awesome Electric GUITAR!
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 granted. But it catchs on fire I wish I was Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
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