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Granted, if you mean 5 copies of the original Call of Duty.

 

I wish to invent fighting, then perfect it so that no living man can best me in the ring of honour, then use my fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then herd them onto a boat, then beat the crap out of every single one, so that whenever a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo, unless its a farm.

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Granted, but everyone else is playing the half dragon, half Sith, half vampire Dark Jedi who is either evil beyond redemption or can only be redeemed by being kiss by a Jedi prince with a heart of gold. Way to go man, all those Mary Sues. :disaprove

 

I wish I were the sexiest maple tree sapling in the world and that everyone would want to tap me. =D

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Granted, but the radius of the orbit is bigger than you thought and you burn up in the atmosphere.

 

I wish I were a hideous monster made entirely out of the most delicious chocolate in the world so I could get all the children in the world to eat me and associate the good memories with overcoming their fears and not judging books by their covers.

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Granted. You bring a supercomputer from 50 years ago to the present day and achieve nothing.

 

I wish for the Eleventh Doctor to face the Daleks, the Cybermen, and the Master in his tenure, despite Steven Moffat saying there won't be any classic series villains.

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