Ztalker Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Ahoy! Here's a little game I got from another forum. It's called the 'Ruin a Wish foundation.' Basically, someone posts a wish, and the next persons grants it, but just...not with the whole good result. An example: "I wish I had a car!" "Granted, but unfortunately, I had to sell the wheels." Another one: "I wish I had a million dollars!" "Granted, they are spread across America in the form of cents!" I'll start: "I wish I had an X-Wing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Granted, but Lucas sues you for everything you have and wins. I wish I really was a baron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but I had to remove the on, leaving you with a bar I wish I had a knuckle sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but it's being delivered to your face. Really fast. I wish fire was cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 granted but I preheated it I wish I was a turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted but I'm planning on filling every one of your orifices with delicious cornbread stuffing. I also have very large hands. Brace yourself. I wish I had a big pitcher of delicious iced tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, and as a bonus I put cyanide in it. I wish I could come up with an awesome wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but the awesome wish was considered a virus by your mailbox. I wish I could fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but you may not have the safest landing you'd like. I wish I could erase bad memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but your good ones goes with them. I wish I had some ice-cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I got you some ice cream! But I eated it... I wish I could walk through walls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but you have to go at a speed dependent on what the wall is made of and how thick it is... I wish all your base were belong to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Granted, but all the others games clichés will come along. Ouch. I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but it's an octopus and thorn cake. With barbed wire frosting. I wish I was C'Thulhu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but he is then kidnapped and murdered by his arch nemisis. I wish I hadn't picked to read "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" for Language Arts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but that's because you're in Africa and can't afford to go to school. I wish that it would snow here just enough to give everything a thin and harmless blanket of white so everyone would be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but the cold weather freezes your pipes and they burst. I wish there was a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but there's nothing to eat. I wish Keanu Reeves wasn't in the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson was Morpheus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but Nicholas Cage is now Trinity. Ooohhhh I wish that ice blocks could be used as heaters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but they are BROKEN heaters... I wish I had a bigger.... House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, it's located on Mars. Have a good trip. I wish September arrived earlier this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but you realise that it was April the first. I wish I had limitless internet connectivity in my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, internet wires have been surgically inserted, including all spam and trojan horses. I wish was Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but you have to wear pink instead of black. I wish I had wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Granted, but they're water wings. I wish I had a brain, or a heart, or courage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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