Shem Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Well, all I have to say is at least it wasn't the pilot! http://www.gadling.com/2008/08/05/one-too-many-drunk-flight-attendant-causes-six-hour-flight-dela/?icid=200100397x1207175170x1200376654 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Six hours? not cool.. not cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascendant_Justice Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 What a dumb***. Nothing screams irresponsibility in society like someone showing up for their job, 35,000 feet in the atmosphere, completely bombed. Hope she serves a real drunk woman's sentence and not some paltry community service. Or..maybe both. Prison time and sweep the airstrip! I admit, I would like to see some inebriated safety protocol demonstrations. Maybe slap her on a grounded plane and tell her we're taking off, just to see how the demos would go . Too excessive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadYorick Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Why would you even board a plane when your drunk? You would probably have the worst motion sickness and the longest throw up ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascendant_Justice Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Why would you even board a plane when your drunk? You would probably have the worst motion sickness and the longest throw up ever Ha! Yea..I'm afraid of flying as it is. Last thing I need is a drunk flight attendant vomiting in the aisle and spilling a tray of Bloody Marys in my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnseyy Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I think that's hilarious Of course, I'd be seriously annoyed if I were on that flight, but from where I'm standing... yeah that's priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsillY Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I think that's hilarious Of course, I'd be seriously annoyed if I were on that flight, but from where I'm standing... yeah that's priceless. I'm going to have to agree that is honestly priceless. Thank god for morons who make me feel smart and allow me to laugh once in a while. If it were the pilot I probably might have found it a little disturbing, so at least it was just a flight attendent. *wonders why flight attendent wasn't fired on the spot??* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascendant_Justice Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I imagine she was fired :\. I certainly hope so. The air line would probably face some lawsuits if she wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsillY Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 If she wasn't fired than I cry for the state of America today lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Wow. Thats stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsillY Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Stupid people do stupid things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnseyy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Maybe she was afraid of flying, and needed a little influence to get her through it Nah, but that would be an interesting excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsillY Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Intresting excuse yes I can see that. Boss: Why'd you do it? Flight Attendent: I am afraid of flying and needed something to get through it. Boss: Why the $#%@^$^# did you become a flight attendent than? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I don't get why she was arrested. I've been to work drunk, did a damn good job too, even got a donation made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Shem, where do you keep finding this funny crap about people doing stupid things? And why did they wait 6 hours? Can't be That hard to find a flight attendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 And why did they wait 6 hours? Can't be That hard to find a flight attendant. It is not hard to find a flight attendant. The difficulty is finding a sober one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Why do you need a sober one? All they do is push a buggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Why do you need a sober one? All they do is push a buggy. A very good point. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsillY Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 LOL the sadness is in the truth in that statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Why do you need a sober one? Most of the time you probably only need one sober enough to stand up in a moving plane, smile and hand you some peanuts and a coke, but there is always a chance you may actually need one to help the passages in a emergency situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Most of the time you probably only need one sober enough to stand up in a moving plane, smile and hand you some peanuts and a coke, but there is always a chance you may actually need one to help the passages in a emergency situation. I still maintain my previous stance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Most of the time you probably only need one sober enough to stand up in a moving plane, smile and hand you some peanuts and a coke, but there is always a chance you may actually need one to help the passages in a emergency situation.If by emergency situation you mean the plane starts to go down a fiery wreck I doubt some stewardess wearing a short skirt and a silly hat will help much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 But there is more than one type of emergency. All Delta flight attendants will be trained to operate the easy-to-use, battery-operated defibrillator, called the ForeRunner®. The ForeRunner® guides the attendant through the process with voice prompts and determines whether the patient needs an electrical shock and delivers it when appropriate.[/Quote] If someone is going to shock me I'd really like for them to be sober enough to follow directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsillY Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Well apparently it's easy to use and it determines the need for electrical shock, you don't need to be sober if it's easy to use lol. I'd actually prefer they be sober I'm just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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