Hayden Kered Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 First off a little about clerihew: A clerihew is a very specific kind of short biographical humorous verse. A clerihew has the following properties: * It is biographical and usually whimsical, showing the subject from an unusual point of view; it pokes fun at mostly famous people * It has four lines of irregular length (for comic effect); the third and fourth lines are usually longer than the first two * The rhyme structure is AABB; the subject matter and wording are often humorously contrived in order to achieve a rhyme * The first line consists solely (or almost solely) of the subject's name. Clerihews are not satirical or abusive, but they target famous individuals and reposition them in an absurd or commonplace setting, often giving them an over-simplified and slightly garbled description. How to play: 1.) Create a clerihew about a Star Wars character of your choice. 2.) Stick to the clerihew properties shown above. 3.) Keep them clean! Starting: Darth Vader the Jedi temple invader. Did his master's bidding and thus was his dark side ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Darth Traya also known as Kreia. wanted to kill the Force, was beating a lifeless horse. ^fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Darth Revan Rhymes with Michael Bevan Had a thing for Bastila But found out she was really a fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Jolee Bindo Just some kind of weirdo Bold beyond anything anyone has seen Stupid jokes were really his thing Nice thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Mara Jade Skywalker finally got laid At first she tried to enact saber slice On Coruscant they eventually made nice lolz. SW Rhymin, I like it mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordJhredmo Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Darth Vader, late Skywalker, Daughter Leia, how he'd hate her, Got smoked by Obi-Wan on Mustafar, Now he can't even get into a bar. Great idea for a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Wicket the Ewok To him the lady Ewoks flocked. Maxxin out in his hot tub, Record spinnin' the old school 'Yub Yub' mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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