purifier Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 With what........rubberbands? What if your computer shot back with big black heavy fonts? (New Roman)
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 I'd ask it if it turned Vato La Bamba on me. What if I was really Samus Aran? *grips energy whip to fend off the incoming wave of horn dogs*
purifier Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 *purifier drools* STOP TEASING ME DAMNIT! What if I was really Jessica Rabbit with bigger bunnys? *purifier drools again*
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Then you'd have to be as deformed as some hentai girls I've seen. What if Exile and Revan were deceived into war against each other by the ancient Sith Emperor?
purifier Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Hmmmm, sounds like Kotor 4. What if you fell in love with a deformed hentai girl?
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 It'd just be another day in his life. What if hentai never existed?
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 I'd invent it. B/c I am a man of several sick fantasies. And we all know it. What if 'Barf' was real?
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Then there'd be a Pizza the Hut to boot. What if DV had converted Luke to the DS in episode ESB?
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 One of the "SW Infinities" scenarios would play out. What if yo mamma had a wooden leg wit a bird house in it and a glass T***y wit a screw on n****e while livin' in a 2 story Dorito bag?
Totenkopf Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Then you'd have told him to stop talking about his own mother that way. So disrespectful.: But what if GTA's mom had all that stuff he was talking about.
purifier Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Then she'd be a f**king "Modern Marvel" in which I would pay for tickets to see. What if GTA's mom was to put her.. wooden leg (I was gonna say foot) up his arse like Red Forman?
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Wouldn't happen b/c she's to decrepit. @ purifier and Totenkopf: I'm a kick your old decrepit arses! @ Alkonium: Say What Again--SAY_WHAT_A-GAIN! What if Leatherface and mick foley were one and the same?
Quanon Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I don't know who that are, so I wouldn't be suprised it was something rather bad for the world. What if, I what if'ed something iffe-able?
Totenkopf Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 If I answered your question, you might find out. What if this game werre called "Say what?"
Trench Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Say what? What if I hacked into LF and turned all your avatars into smurfs?
Alkonium Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 I'd unhack it, because I'm clever. What if the surviving Beatles decided to get back together?
purifier Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Sounds good, but it just wouldn't be the same without John and George. What if you could nuke a real hackers computer from your end that sends to you or me (on our computers), malicous software, trogans, spyware, and any virus, etc? (Sons-of-a-bitches must pay!)
Trench Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 I would make the intrawebz a safer place. What if you were *whispers in ear*?
Alkonium Posted October 15, 2009 Author Posted October 15, 2009 I honestly don't know. What if I had just caused a fixed point in time to not occur properly?
Trench Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Then- Then- Then- *static* What if Alkonium hadn't done that?
Alkonium Posted October 15, 2009 Author Posted October 15, 2009 Doesn't matter, that's not a what if question? What if said fixed point directly involved you?
Totenkopf Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Then TMM would be in deep trouble. What if you had your very own Tardis and it got stuck between dimensions?
GeneralPloKoon Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Id declare the stuck point a new dimension called stucka....something. What if someone just ate the last Resees' peanut butter cup, and threw it up?
purifier Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Then it would start a chain reaction, in which it would go something like this.... :barf2: (Ooo the humanity!) What if chocolate was like Vigra?
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